Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

Once again, looking at Zhunti at this moment, despite the onslaught of Divine Thunder, his Bowl managed to staunchly defend the last barrier. Yet, the intense rebound force left Zhunti's face deathly pale, with fresh blood still trickling from the corner of his mouth.


"Cease your harm to my younger brother!" Jieyin bellowed, a "Demon-Subduing Pestle," thick at one end and thin at the other, about three feet long, suddenly appeared in his right hand. His left hand feigned a movement, revealing complex hand seals.


A golden Buddha Pattern assailed forth, paired with Jieyin's intricate "Wisdom Fist Seal." The enormous Buddha Pattern fiercely struck at Li Qingming.


"How shameless!" Li Qingming shouted loudly. One hand summoned the Qiankun Tripod, protecting his entire body. The other hand commanded the Qiankun Ruler, pressing down hard on the Jieyin Taoist.


Chapter 36: Belonging