Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

This is truly a sea of thunder and lightning, with electric light and thunderbolts pouring down like waterfalls, and thunder tides, as if wanting to shatter everything! The incomparably blazing radiance paints the world in a purple haze.


The entire void of East Kunlun has become incredibly oppressive, that suffocating feeling, indescribably eerie!


Li Qingming stood outside the Three Pure Ones Palace, feeling quite emotional as he looked at the ever-present Thunder Clouds in the sky, cursing under his breath: "Damn it, they say avoid acting tough or you'll get struck by lightning. I, Li Qingming, have always been honest and upright, so why does the damn heavens also want to strike me!"


The wild thunder astonishes the world, with purple lightning like a tide, vividly illustrating this world of thunder and lightning!


Chapter 66: Divine Punishment Revisited