Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

Upon Li Qingming's return to the Three Pure Ones Palace, he found the Three Pure Ones looking at him with an unfathomably odd expression.


Li Qingming, rather puzzled, touched his head and asked, "Uh! Master, what's with you three?"


Tongtian exploded with a sudden tap, saying, "You sly youngster, what else have you been hiding from us! Good lad, to think you broke the Divine Punishment all by yourself! Hahaha..."


Li Qingming touched his head and just chuckled, staying silent.


After the laughter subsided, Li Qingming set up an Array, cast aside the initial awkwardness, and addressed the Three Pure Ones, "Master, you three have been endowed with Hongmeng Purple Qi for thousands of years. Have you figured anything out after your contemplation?"


Chapter 67: Laozi Accepts Xuan Dou as a Disciple