Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

Looking at his own disciple, Laozi's face rarely flushed. Bowing his head in thought for a while, Laozi pulled out a palm-sized golden talisman from his sleeve.


The moment this Taiji Talisman was exposed to the air, a Tai Chi Diagram gradually appeared in the sky. For a time, the Taiji Talisman emitted a brilliant golden light, rich and long-lasting, blossoming in the low sky! Laozi then condensed the light of the talisman, handing it over to Xuan Dou, saying, "This is an Innate Spiritual Treasure crafted by your master after contemplating the Tai Chi Diagram, the 'Taiji Talisman.' This object has similar functions to the Tai Chi Diagram; it can capture, trap, and defend. Now, I bestow it upon you!"


Primordial, seeing Laozi willing to take out such a priceless item, scolded himself for being stingy. Xuan Dou is my eldest disciple and naturally falls under the guidance of my Three Emotions Sect. Gifting him a few Magical Treasures is a small matter, isn't it!


Chapter 68: Dissension Leads to Division