Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

Laozi (that is, the elder) observed for a good while, then turned his head to Li Qingming and said, "Qingmingzi, I must say, not only can this set of combat skills greatly improve the Human Clan's physique, when practiced to the utmost it can even shatter the Void, reaching Heavenly Immortal! Moreover, the entire set moves quite smoothly, filled with the essence of Dao. Even at the stage of Quasi-Saint, one can take it out and play with it often!"


Li Qingming proudly smiled and said, "Master, you do not fully understand! I spent a full hundred years immersed in the Witch Tribe, all day long I had nothing else to do but to fight with those brainless louts. This set of combat skills was refined over a hundred years by thirteen people, creating a top-notch combat skill! How could there be anything inappropriate? Hehe..."


Laozi changed the topic abruptly and asked, "Yet, why do you not teach the methods of cultivation to the Human Clan?"


Chapter 70 Laozi Becomes a Saint (Part 2)