Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

Saints preach, and naturally flowers fall in disarray, and golden lotuses spring from the earth.


The hitherto arcane and incomprehensible "Tao Te Ching," when explained by Laozi at this moment, becomes exceptionally lucid and clear!


Laozi explained the "Tao Te Ching" back and forth nine times in total. Despite the content being the same with every lecture, to Li Qingming at this moment, the meaning felt profound and long-lasting! After each time, he had a different enlightenment.


Moreover, regardless of others, the Human Clan's Eight Ancestors also benefited immensely. Their previously stagnant Cultivation Realms actually experienced a slow advancement.


"Now, I have preached for ninety-nine years! Nine is the ultimate number, and I will return from whence I came!" said Laozi, and with that, he took Xuan Dou and flew towards East Kunlun Mountain in the west.


The group of humans immediately knelt down and shouted loudly: "We respectfully see off the Saint!"


Chapter 71: The Twin Saints of Primordial Tongtian Achieve Their Status