"Hello, handsome!" the girl addressed Idan, without looking away. "Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Huh?"
"What is this girl talking about?" Idan thought, surprised by the unexpected question.
"I said, do you have a girlfriend?" — She repeated her question.
"Phahaha!" — Idan laughed, hearing the question for the second time and realizing that he hadn't heard it the first time. Then he clutched his head with both hands in pain. "Fuck, it hurts!"
"Oh! Ah… It hurts so much! Ahahaha! It's so hard to stop laughing!" — despite the pain, Idan couldn't stop laughing.
"Why are you laughing? Did I say something funny?" the girl wondered, watching as Idan alternately laughs, swears and screams that he is in pain.
"No, of course not," Idan replied to dispel her doubts. "To answer your question, I can say: yes, I have a girlfriend. And she's not just my girlfriend, but also my fiancee and future wife."