Back to being human again

[Snap out of it, freak?!]

"Huh! Huh!... Oh!"

Ren, who had been gawking at an extremely cute woman with pink hair and green eyes, was startled by the system.

His golden eyes were wide, and his beak was slightly open and there was drool dripping from his beak.

"Oops! Sorry, I didn't realize I was staring," Ren said with an innocent face.

[Eww! Wipe that drool off your face first.]

Ren grew increasingly flustered as he hurriedly wiped the drool off his snow-white beak.

Fearing the system would call him a pervert, he tried to justify his actions.

"I was a young, healthy boy—a very healthy young boy before I got reincarnated as this damn bird, so it's only natural for a young, healthy boy to stare at a beautiful woman."

[Young, healthy boy, my ass! You were practically drooling while staring at her. I bet you were thinking about perverted things, weren't you?]

"How did you.....No! I mean—No, no! I wasn't thinking that at all!" Ren said, his expression flustered as he tried to deny it.

[Yeah, yeah. I know you really weren't]

"Are you being sarcastic?"

"You know, you sound more like a human instead of an all-powerful, emotionless system."

[Well… that's because I was designed to help beings like you. So it's only natural that I have learned things from humans and other creatures.]

"If you're designed to help us, then can't you be more supportive rather than an arrogant jerk?"

[Arrogant? What do you mean by arrogant?I'm not arrogant! It's called having class.]

"Class, my ass. You are like those arrogant young masters in novels!"

The system tried to feign ignorance, but Ren knew it was getting annoyed, so he stopped trying to mock it.

After remaining silent for a while, the system's voice came again. This time, it didn't sound mocking or insulting, so Ren listened attentively.

[Shouldn't you be more attracted towards girls your age..? I mean- I know your age and she is quite a bit older than you're but you don't even look at girls your age all you do is gawk at that woman all day]

"Gawk!? That's rude! I don't gawk at her. I just watch over her … because she prays to me and I don't think you'll ever understand the charm of a mature woman"

[Argh! forget it! Didn't you say you were going to do something important today]

"Ah, yeah I am but first let me check my status window. I want to know if I have enough sacred energy for what I am about to do"

A transparent blue screen appeared in front of Ren

. "Ability widow"

Name: Ren Cooper

Race: Bird( Ex human)

Age: 8 months + 21 years

Unique ability: Fake God

No of followers: 201

Sacred energy: 5040

"This much should be enough"

A wide green appeared on his bird face which looked kind of disturbing and he flew towards the entrance of the village.

Even after spending months as a bird he still wasn't bored of flying. It felt really liberating to roam in the sky while flapping his wings.

He passed through many houses and trees on his way to the village entrance.

After a few minutes of flying he reached there and landed swiftly. He hid behind some bushes near the village entrance.

Clasping his hands together he focused intently and gave a Mental Command

"Let there be light"

Just after that a blinding white light enveloped his whole being. His whole body started to change. Ren's small body which was covered by feathers completely vanished replaced by a young man with white hair and golden eyes.

The young man's whole body was emitting aura of sacredness.

His bodily features looked more like that of sacred being than a human's.

There was a warm and gentle smile on his charming face.

The villagers had seen the light so they rushed towards the village entrance. When they reached there a sacred being in the form of a young man stood before them.

The young man or rather a sacred sacred being took a few steps forward towards the villagers and said in a calm and gentle voice which was just as sacred and soothing, almost healing even.

"It is an honor to meet you fellow devotees. My name is Ren and I am the apostle of miracles"