Duchess Mary and her Boredom of a Legend

Duchess Mary of House Jade was drunk.

Again.

She lazily swirled the half-empty bottle of fine dwarven whiskey in her hand, watching the amber liquid slosh against the glass. The fire in the grand hall crackled warmly, casting a flickering glow over the luxurious, empty room.

She let out a long, dramatic sigh.

"Eighty years," she muttered, stretching out on the oversized couch, her long silver hair spilling over the cushions. "Eighty. Damn. Years."

Eighty years of being the Defender of the North.

Eighty years of repelling raids.

Eighty years of waiting for something interesting to happen.

Mary groaned, throwing an arm over her face. "I was ecstatic when I first got this job! The battles! The glory! The respect! And now?"

She waved her bottle vaguely at the air.

"Now I'm babysitting a peaceful border where nothing happens except trade disputes and the occasional drunken brawl between dwarves."

She took another sip.