Darin was blissfully asleep, wrapped in the rare embrace of peace. His dream was even somewhat pleasant, something about an endless feast.
Then—
BOOM!
A thunderous crash shook the ground, jolting Darin awake.
For a second, he just lay there, groggy and disoriented. Maybe it was part of his dream? Maybe he hadn't woken up at all?
Then came another BOOM—followed by what sounded suspiciously like cheering.
Darin's eye twitched.
"…Those damn cultists," he muttered.
With an angry growl, he kicked off his blanket and strode outside, ready to unleash the wrath of a sleep-deprived man.
Only to see—
A massive boulder flying straight at his face at terrifying speed.
Darin's soul nearly left his body.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
He flailed backward, bracing for impact, mentally preparing for the very stupid way he was about to die.
And then—
CRACK!