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What happens when reality itself is tired of existing?

The System was once a proud, omniscient force, maintaining order in the grand story of E. But after years of logical paradoxes, impossible plot twists, and one emotionally bankrupt protagonist who breaks the rules for fun, it finally snaps.

Bob, the designated "unfortunate side character," just wants a normal life. Refunds. Stability. A moment of peace. But when E—the embodiment of chaos and questionable decision-making—decides to mess with a world reset, everything spirals into undefined territory.

Now, the laws of existence are unstable, the System is filing HR complaints against its own existence, and Bob finds himself in a genre that shouldn’t exist.

Can the System regain control before reality collapses? Or is this just another 10/10 update that nobody asked for?

…Also, who even approved the Customer Support feature?

The Paradox of E

E is now the unofficial ruler of the kingdom.

The Evil Lord is making more money selling villain merch than actually being evil.

The High Priest is convinced the gods are ignoring his calls.

The General still just wants a war.

And now… let's see how much further this nonsense can go.

1. The King's First Day as a Corporate Mascot

The King sat on his throne, staring blankly into the void.

His once-proud kingdom had become a medieval theme park under E's "supervision."

The dungeons? Now an escape room attraction.

The knights? They offer VIP tours and sell collectible swords.

The Evil Lord's castle? Five-star luxury resort with ominous décor.

The adventurers' guild? Rebranded as a reality show.

"E… is there anything left that isn't a joke?"

E tilted his head. "Your life choices?"

The King slammed his face into his hands.

2. The General Finally Gets His War (Sort Of)

The General stormed into the throne room.

"I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I DEMAND A REAL BATTLE!"

A giant crowd of tourists rushed in, cameras ready.

The General blinked. "What is this?"

"A battle re-enactment. You get to fight, and they get to watch. Win-win."

The General stared at the tourists. "You… you expect me to fight for ENTERTAINMENT?!"

The tourists were holding popcorn, souvenir flags, and novelty shields.

One kid waved a foam sword. "Go General! Smite thy enemies!"

E patted his shoulder. "Great! Now put on this sponsored armor."

It had corporate logos all over it.

3. The High Priest Tries to Quit Religion

The High Priest sat at the temple, head in his hands.

"Oh divine ones… please send me a sign that you still exist."

"Hey. You free? We need someone to officiate a mock-sacrifice event. Great marketing."

The High Priest took a deep breath.

E nodded. "Cool. I'll get the paperwork."

The High Priest froze. "Wait. There's PAPERWORK?"

"Of course. I'm running a civilized kingdom, after all."

The High Priest let out the longest sigh in history.

The Merchant Guild Leader slid a very thick stack of papers onto the King's desk.

"Your Majesty, the economy has reached an all-time high."

Even getting arrested was a paid experience now.

Bribes were processed through an official guild.

E nodded. "Of course not. It's just… monetized."

E smirked. "Not if we call it an efficiency tax."

The Merchant Guild Leader nodded in approval.

The King felt himself aging another ten years.

"THAT'S IT. I'M DONE. I AM LEAVING THIS CASTLE."

E clapped. "Great! I'll get the tour guide to show you around."

The Court Mage walked in, holding a brochure.

"Welcome to the Royal Palace Experience™! We offer three tour packages—"

6. E Talks to the Audience (Again)

"Ah, yes. The slow and inevitable collapse of sanity. Truly a work of art."

The Story of E – Chapter 14: The Kingdom Runs on Bullsh*t