The Storm Reaper rocketed through the sky, smoke trailing from its battered hull. The crew was still scrambling, securing the ship and patching holes where the Crimson Inquisitor's forces had left their mark.
Lucien, meanwhile, was still standing at the helm, staring blankly ahead.
Evelyn had kissed him.
"Lucien!" Rosie barked, snapping her fingers in front of his face. "Oi! Get back to reality! We're still being hunted, remember?"
"Huh? What?" Lucien blinked rapidly. "Oh, right! Running for our lives! Yes, good, let's focus on that."
He spun the wheel, barely dodging a jagged spire of rock that jutted from the skylands below.
"You just kissed him to get the artifact to react, right?" Marion asked Evelyn, raising an eyebrow.
"Of course," Evelyn said quickly. "It was the logical solution."
"Right, right. No feelings involved at all," Marion said smoothly. "Completely scientific."*
Evelyn didn't respond. She was very focused on recalibrating the ship's navigation system, definitely not thinking about the kiss.
Rosie, meanwhile, smirked. "Well, if kissing our captain is a valid tactical maneuver, I think we should all take turns, just to be thorough."*
"This is not the time for—" Evelyn began, but was immediately interrupted.
"I volunteer!" Valeria declared, grinning mischievously.
"Absolutely not!" Evelyn snapped.
"I second the motion," Marion added. "For strategy purposes, of course."*
"Oh, now you're just messing with me," Evelyn growled.
Lucien groaned, rubbing his temples. "Can we focus on NOT DYING?"
Victoria tilted her head. "Current threat level remains high. However, given crew interactions, probability of romantic entanglement complications: ninety-six percent."
Lucien sighed. "Of course it is."*
The Next Problem
Just as things almost settled down, a warning alarm blared.
"What now?" Lucien groaned.
Selene, silent until now, finally spoke. "We have company."*
The Storm Reaper's long-range scanners displayed a fleet approaching—not the Crimson Inquisitor's forces this time.
"Who are they?" Rosie asked.
Selene's eyes narrowed behind her mask. "Bounty hunters."*
Lucien exhaled slowly. "Because this day wasn't bad enough already."*
Valeria brightened. "Oh, fun! Another life-or-death situation!"
"You have a very strange definition of fun," Lucien muttered, gripping the wheel.
From the comm system, a crackling voice came through.
"Captain Lucien Drake. We have an offer for you. Surrender the artifact... or be torn from the skies."*
Lucien glanced at the artifact, still glowing faintly in his hands.
He sighed, shaking his head. "Why does everyone want this thing?"
Rosie slung an arm around his shoulders. "Well, you did steal something ancient, cursed, and reality-breaking. Kinda makes sense."*
"Yeah, yeah."* Lucien cracked his knuckles, eyes gleaming. "Alright, ladies. Time for some creative problem-solving."*
Evelyn groaned. "This is going to be reckless, isn't it?"
"Extremely."*