Reincarnation? Nah, I Just Want to Dual Cultivate!

Chapter 3: Reincarnation? Nah, I Just Want to Dual Cultivate!

Darkness.

A void where nothing existed.

The last thing I remembered was the blaring sound of a truck horn, the impact, and then… silence.

And now—

My eyes snapped open.

A grand, luxurious room stretched before me, filled with ancient relics, golden pillars, and mystical artifacts that pulsed with an otherworldly energy. Silk drapes embroidered with celestial patterns fluttered slightly in the breeze, and the soft, fragrant scent of incense and exotic flowers filled the air.

What the fuck?

I sat up, my body feeling different—stronger, more refined. My breath was smooth, filled with an energy I had never experienced before. The room's massive ornate mirrors reflected my image, and the moment I saw myself—

I froze.

That's… not me.

Gone was my average, lanky body.

Instead, a chiseled, godlike physique stared back at me. Perfectly defined muscles, six-pack abs that looked sculpted by the heavens, and broad shoulders that radiated dominance. My skin was flawless, smooth yet tough, exuding an aura of divine masculinity.

My hair… long, silver-blue strands that cascaded down my back, shimmering under the soft candlelight. My eyes, once dark brown, were now a mesmerizing deep blue, glowing faintly as if the cosmos itself swirled within them.

Holy shit.

Before I could fully process my insane transformation, a sudden voice echoed in my head—

[Reincarnation successful.]

[Host has reincarnated as the Heavenly Figure—Ye Chan.][The most powerful being in the cultivation world.]

What. The. Fuck.

I clutched my head as memories flooded my mind—not just my past life, but another life, one where I was a supreme cultivator, standing at the pinnacle of existence, worshiped, feared, and envied.

And then—

New information appeared before me, directly imprinted into my consciousness.

Physique Obtained

[Yin-Yang Harmonization Body]

A physique that perfectly balances yin and yang energies, allowing the user to harmonize with any partner during dual cultivation.

Enhances both partners' cultivation speed and spiritual energy.

Makes the user irresistibly attractive to those with yin or yang energy.

Techniques Unlocked

Yin-Yang Fusion Art – Merge energies for temporary invincibility.

Twin Souls Ascension – Bond souls to increase cultivation exponentially.

Dragon-Phoenix Unity – A technique so powerful it reshapes landscapes.

Eternal Bond Formation – Link cultivation bases, techniques, and even lifespans.

Soul Resonance Strike – Synchronize souls for an unblockable attack.

Heavenly Dao Twin Stars – Summon celestial stars to obliterate enemies.

Primal Yin-Yang Cycle – A technique that grants endless stamina and rapid healing.

Moonlight & Sunfire Fusion – Unleash a celestial beam of destruction.

Soulmate's Shared Destiny – Share pain, power, and fate with a partner.

Yin-Yang Reversal Art – Reverse energy flows to cripple enemies instantly.

Skills Acquired

Omniscient Eye – See through illusions, comprehend all techniques, predict enemy movements.

Infinite Mana Core – Endless spiritual energy. Never run out.

Reality Warping – Alter the rules of existence to my will.

Soul Devourer – Absorb souls to gain their knowledge, skills, and cultivation.

Time Reversal – Undo mistakes, rewind time, but at a cost.

Divine Shield of Aegis – An impenetrable barrier against all attacks.

Celestial Step – Teleport instantly.

Fate Severing Blade – Cut through destiny itself.

Chaos Domain – Create a zone where I control everything.

Immortal Ascension – Transcend mortality and ascend to godhood.

My mind was fucking reeling.

Was this real?

No… this was beyond real.

And just as I was about to process the insane power I now possessed, a sudden surge of energy erupted from within me.

BOOM!

A shockwave burst through the room as my cultivation skyrocketed, shattering the very laws of nature. The air trembled, the heavens rumbled, and an intoxicating feeling of pure, absolute power filled every fiber of my being.

I had just broken through realms—effortlessly.

This… this was beyond anything I had ever imagined.

Before I could even let the realization sink in—

BANG!

The massive golden doors swung open, and—

A sea of women rushed in.

At least sixty of them.

Each one more breathtaking than the last.

Curvy figures, delicate yet seductive features, flawless skin, and eyes filled with emotions so intense they could melt steel.

Some had soft, demure beauty, while others radiated fierce, untamed allure.

And every single one of them…

Was mine.

"Master!"

"Thank the heavens, you're alive!"

"We were so worried!"

Tears streamed down their flawless faces as they rushed toward me, wrapping me in their warm, soft, trembling embraces.

The sweet scent of flowers, honey, and a thousand intoxicating perfumes filled my senses as dozens of delicate hands ran over my body, feeling my warmth, my heartbeat, my very existence.

I was drowning in an ocean of beauty, warmth, and desire.

My brain was still processing everything, but then—

Another message appeared in my mind.

[Host has also gained a Harem of 60 top-tier beauty cultivators.]

I blinked.

And then I muttered the only thing that made sense.

"…What the fuck?"