Boom Boom & A New Problem

BOOOOOOOM.

The cargo ship exploded, taking half the fleet with it.

Finn, clutching a rope for dear life, screamed, "I WASN'T READY FOR THAT!"

Zephyria, holding onto his collar, snapped, "YOU WEREN'T READY FOR ANY OF THIS!"

Tess, wrestling with the burning controls, yelled, "MAYBE PLAN FOR HOW TO LAND NEXT TIME?!"

Vespera, laughing like a lunatic, saluted. "BEST. CRASH. EVER."

As the Imperial fleet panicked, Ignis, standing on her now half-destroyed flagship, sighed dreamily.

"Oh, Finn. Your chaotic energy only makes me love you more."

Her eyes burned with determination.

"I WILL HAVE YOU."

Finn, sensing his life was about to get worse, sneezed violently.

Zephyria groaned. "I hate that we just know she's not giving up."

Finn, crying inside, whimpered, "Can I get a vacation?"

Tess shook her head. "Not a chance."

Vespera smirked. "Buck up, Finn. You're the most wanted man in the Empire now."

Finn died a little inside.