Finn’s Peace Lasts Exactly 3 Minutes

The airship drifted through the clouds, finally safe.

Finn, sprawled on the deck, let out a deep sigh.

"No explosions. No bounty hunters. No crazy princess. Maybe we can finally relax."

Zephyria, sipping tea, nodded. "That would be nice."

Tess, steering, smirked. "But let's be real—"

BOOM.

A massive explosion rocked the ship.

Finn, screaming: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"

Vespera, peering over the railing, grinned. "Ohhh, this one's new."

A huge pirate airship, covered in skulls, chains, and bad decisions, appeared from the clouds.

A deep voice boomed through a megaphone.

"YOOO, WHAT'S GOOD, LOSERS?!"

Zephyria: "…Who the hell is that?"

Tess groaned. "Ugh. That's Captain Brassbeard."

Finn: "AND WHY IS HE ATTACKING US?!"

Vespera, reading a wanted poster: "Oh, probably because we accidentally stole his ship."

Finn: "HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY STEAL A PIRATE CAPTAIN'S SHIP?!"

Tess: "…I didn't check the registration before hotwiring it."

Finn cried.