The Experiment Begins (aka Finn Regrets His Life Choices Again)

Lillian flipped a switch.

The giant mechanical cat purred.

Finn: "WHY DOES IT PURR?!"

Lillian: "Because it's cute. Now hold still."

A helmet with blinking lights lowered onto Finn's head.

Lillian: "This device will scan your body to detect any hidden abilities."

Finn: "I HAVE NO ABILITIES."

Lillian: "Then we'll just make some."

Finn: "THAT IS NOT HOW SCIENCE WORKS."

Lillian hit a button.

The machine whirred loudly.

Finn felt static run through his body.

The screen beeped:

> Analyzing subject… Hidden abilities detected: 1 Ability Name: ???

Lillian: "Oh?"

Finn, gulping: "Oh no."