A Totally Normal Morning (Yeah, Right)

The sun rose over the city, casting golden light through the hideout windows. Inside, Finn sat at the kitchen table, sipping coffee with dead, exhausted eyes.

Finn, muttering to himself: "No explosions. No kidnappings. No fights. Just a peaceful morning."

Ignis, bursting through the wall with a flamethrower: "FINN! I MADE A NEW WEAPON!"

Finn, spitting out his coffee: "WHY?!"

Zephyria, chasing behind her with a wrench: "SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT."

Finn, holding his head in pain: "…I just wanted ten minutes."

Vespera, wrapping her arms around his shoulders from behind: "Awww, don't be grumpy, Finn~. Want a morning kiss?"

Finn, groaning: "No."

Aurelia, walking in and grabbing a plate of food: "Too bad. You signed up for this life."

Finn, deadpan: "I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR ANY OF THIS."