Wanted Criminals (And Local Menace Finn Gearwright)

Tess, reading a newspaper: "By the way, we made front-page news. 'Infamous Rogue Group Destroys Imperial Vault. Leader, a Boy with No Brain Cells, Still At Large.'"

Finn, grabbing the newspaper: "They could've at least called me handsome."

Aurelia, smirking: "Priorities, Finn."

Zephyria, scrolling through a tablet: "It gets worse. The Empire just put a HUGE bounty on you."

Finn, freezing: "…How huge?"

Zephyria, showing the number: "Fifty million gold."

Finn, choking on his coffee: "FIFTY MILLION?!"

Vespera, grinning: "Mmm, that's a lot. Maybe I should turn you in and use the money to buy a love nest~."

Finn, glaring: "I WILL HAUNT YOU."

Tess, adjusting her sniper scope: "This means bounty hunters are coming."

Ignis, cracking her knuckles: "I HOPE THEY'RE STRONG."

Finn, horrified: "I HOPE THEY'RE NOT!"

A sudden BOOM shook the hideout.

Outside, hundreds of bounty hunters surrounded the building.

Random Hunter, grinning with a massive cannon: "FINN GEARWRIGHT! COME OUT AND DIE!"

Finn, sinking into his chair: "…I hate everything."