The Pirate’s Proposition

Finn and the girls landed on deck as the pirate crew cheered.

Captain Blacktooth, stroking his massive beard: "I've been followin' yer exploits, Finn."

Finn, exhausted: "Great. Another fan."

Blacktooth, grinning: "The Empire wants ye dead, but I got a better deal. Ye help me raid their treasure vault, and I help ye stay alive."

Finn, blinking: "…So my choices are death or the dumbest heist ever?"

Zephyria, grinning: "Oh, we're definitely doing the heist."

Finn, sighing: "I hate my life."