The Dumbest Heist Ever Begins

Finn stood on the deck of the pirate airship, rubbing his temples.

Finn, exhausted: "…Let me get this straight. You want us to break into the most secure Imperial vault…"

Captain Blacktooth, grinning: "Aye."

Finn, gesturing wildly: "…Guarded by elite soldiers, killer automatons, and probably a dragon?!"

Captain Blacktooth, nodding: "Aye."

Finn, screaming internally: "WHY?!"

Zephyria, already drawing up blueprints: "Because we're broke."

Finn, deadpan: "We wouldn't be broke if SOMEONE stopped blowing up our hideouts."

Ignis, casually juggling grenades: "I REGRET NOTHING."