Van Stockum Syndrome #7 It's Not You. It's Me.

"What? What's going on?" The outburst had finally drawn Steve's eyes away from the window. Across from him, Elizabeth was angrily tapping away on her phone. At least it looked like a phone.

"Fuckers thought they'd get away with it did they. Well heads are gonna roll from this one..."

"Hello? What's happening?"

She took a breath. "Sorry Steve. Like they say, it's no you, it's me. The bastards back at HQ thought they'd play a prank on the rookie. They had to have hacked the assignment database to do this. Well, it's going to backfire on them now... Bastards..."