Van Stockum Syndrome #8 I Am Not Here. This Never Will Happen...

Elizabeth inhaled deeply, and slowly let her breath out. "Sorry Steve, you've been the butt of a temporal joke. The guys at the office hacked the assignment database and sent me here under false pretences. So, I've been looking for the cause of the anomaly, when I'm actually the anomaly that caused it."

"So, you can fix this?"

"Yeah. Entirely fixable. I've got the texts all lined up; I just need to press a button."

"That's it?"

"Yep. This entire janky mess will never have happened. We never had this conversation. I was never here. You won't remember a thing."