Lyney's Magic Prop Blind Box

"Brother, this is the seventh explosion this week." Lynette expressionlessly removed the charred top hat from her head as a mechanical spider repaired the warehouse ceiling with silk. Lyney sat amidst a sea of parts, clutching the manual from the "Magician's Nightmare Blind Box": "'100% recreates audience childhood traumas'… Can this really be used for performances?" 

Kazuha walked in, munching on spicy chips: "Don't give up! Last month, Hu Tao's 'Ghost Amplifier' became the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's promotional hit!" He casually tossed a golden blind box. "Try this—'Miracle Maker Special Edition'!" 

Upon opening, a mechanical flamingo screeched out, snatching Lyney's wig and flying wildly around the room. Lynette activated the anti-gravity device to intercept it, only for the flamingo to crash into the wall, leaving an outline of a Liyue landscape. Charlotte, drawn by the noise, snapped photos frantically: "*Shocking! Magician Turns Abstract Painter!* This is tomorrow's headline!" 

"I must expose their tricks!" Furina, disguised as a janitor, crouched in the alley behind the blue-roofed cottage, holding a modified "Truth Detector" (actually a扫地机器人 (sweeping robot) sold by Kazuha). As she extended the probe toward the vent, Lynette's preset "Anti-Surveillance Fireworks" sprayed her face with confetti. 

"Your Grace, your face is more colorful than a rainbow." Clorinde leaned against the wall, a yawning mechanical cat on her shoulder—a "Slacking Supervisor" she bought from Kazuha, currently used to block Charlotte's camera. 

The Hydro Archon stormed into the shop, only to step on an "Auto-Mopping Blind Box" and become a human mop, sliding across the polished floor toward the magic prop box. The box sprang open, and five hundred rubber ducks sang *Light Ripple*, one sticking to her head as a ridiculous hair accessory. 

When the spotlight turned on, Lyney's tailcoat spontaneously combusted—Kazuha's "Romantic Flame Rose" clearly failed the safety test. Lynette calmly activated the "Smoke Color-Changer," and glowing jellyfish flew out of the purple mist, temporarily diverting the audience's attention. 

"Now, witness the moment of miracle!" Lyney waved his cape, and Lynette pressed the remote. As the smoke cleared, every audience member's bowtie turned into a wriggling glowing starfish, even Neuvillette's courtroom emblem transformed into a Paimon plushie! 

"This wasn't part of the plan!" Lyney glared at his sister. Lynette silently held up the modified remote, now adorned with Kazuha's chibi sticker—the prank program was in full swing! 

"You ate three cream puffs last night!" A noblewoman's starfish bowtie suddenly spoke, her husband's face greener than the starfish. "Your wig stash is in Liyue Harbor Warehouse Three!" a banker's starfish shrieked, drawing all eyes to his shiny scalp. 

The worst was Furina—her starfish jumped onto the judge's bench, broadcasting in Neuvillette's voice: "Detected 500% sugar intake today! Recommend replacing afternoon tea with…" The Hydro Archon lunged, only to roll on stage with the starfish, her wig flying into Clorinde's scabbard. 

Wriothesley kicked open the backstage door as Lyney used a "Beast Tamer Blind Box" to deal with the out-of-control starfish. "The nonsense you sold," the warden held up a mechanical shark tie singing *Tears Behind Bars*, "turned my prison into *Finding Nemo*!" 

The projection screen showed: prisoners' ties had turned into lecturing sharks, scolding in Clorinde's voice: "Incorrect push-up form, ten more sets!" A spiky-haired inmate tried to resist, only to get sprayed with bubbles—each bubble floating the words "Reform Well." 

"Two hundred sets of the improved version." Wriothesley tossed an order. "Customizable lecture voices, like…" he lowered his voice, "recordings of Lady Furina's morning grumpiness." 

**6. The Savior is a Mechanical Penguin** 

"Make way! Professional fixer coming through!" Kazuha rode a rainbow-spraying mechanical penguin through the wall. The penguins flew around with "Antidote Blind Boxes," collecting starfish into a pile on stage. 

Lyney seized the moment to activate Plan B: Lynette released birthday fireworks, accidentally triggering "Prank Mode." The night sky lit up with "Furina's Weight Loss Countdown: 888 Days Left!" The audience laughed so hard their chairs toppled. Neuvillette's lips twitched under his judge's robe, a suspicious "pfft" escaping. 

Late at night in the blue-roofed cottage, Lynette applied sunscreen to the mechanical spider: "We're heading to the desert for a reconnaissance mission tomorrow." Lyney looked at the Meropide order and sighed: "Are we still magicians?" 

Furina suddenly burst through the window: "Where's that exposé starfish? I want to turn it into a dessert detector!" Behind her, Charlotte aimed her camera at Kazuha: "Any thoughts on magicians transitioning to prison consultants?" 

Kazuha popped open a "Smoke Blind Box," riding the penguin into a rainbow haze: "Next episode—Hydro Archon and Warden's *Behind Bars Musical*!" Amid Furina's screams, mechanical sharks carried everyone outside, leaving only starfish dancing *Gokuraku Jodo* on the floor.