Chapter:36
Sasuke glared at Haruto, his voice filled with uncertainty and hesitation.
"Boss… are these items powerful?"
Haruto's lips curled into an unreadable smirk as he looked at Sasuke, making the young Uchiha even more uneasy.
"Hehe!"
That knowing smile sent a chill down Sasuke's spine.
For some reason, he had a bad feeling about this.
Haruto sighed inwardly.
"Compared to Naruto, Sasuke's luck is really terrible."
As the nine balls of light floated in midair, Haruto immediately spotted four items that made his eye twitch involuntarily.
"Oh, dear… this is going to be painful to watch."
If Sasuke knew what some of these items did, he might just snap and attack Naruto out of sheer frustration.
But rules were rules—whatever the golden eggs gave, they gave.
Taking a deep breath, Haruto began listing the items.
Blue Essence ×100
Blue Essence ×100
Blue Essence ×50
Blue Essence ×50
(Four blue essences… yikes.)
Just as Haruto winced at Sasuke's luck, the next item appeared, and he almost facepalmed.
Chicken, You Are So Beautiful Suit
(Oh no… not this… not now.)
Haruto rubbed his temples.
Sasuke Uchiha, the last of his clan, the "cool and elite" genius, was about to receive a meme-worthy, absurdly powerful outfit.
For a brief moment, Haruto considered not explaining it fully, but…
(No, business is business.)
But thankfully, the remaining items were actually useful!
Energy Potion ×3
Cherish Eye Drops (Special eyedrops that instantly relieve eye strain and fatigue)
Green Snake Three-Flower Pupil (A mysterious eye technique from another world)
Thunder Armor Secret Skill Experience Card
Haruto cleared his throat.
"Well, Sasuke… your luck is… interesting."
Sasuke's eye twitched.
Naruto grinned smugly and leaned in.
"Haha! I bet all he got was junk!"
Haruto gave Naruto a side glance.
"Not quite."
Sasuke finally relaxed a little.
"So what did I get?"
Haruto picked up the first few items.
"You got four sets of blue essence, which are standard currency and materials for future use."
Naruto cackled like a maniac.
"HAHA! That means four of his rewards were basically trash!"
Sasuke's eyebrows twitched violently.
His glare at Naruto could have burned holes in walls.
Haruto quickly intervened before a brawl broke out.
"Actually, Sasuke, your next item is… very strong."
He lifted a strange-looking outfit from one of the glowing orbs.
The moment everyone laid eyes on the outfit, their expressions turned weird.
It was a full set of clothes—
A ridiculous gray wig
An oversized basketball jersey
A pair of awkward overalls
A basketball
And the worst part?
It came with a "Lawyer's Letter" Genjutsu Technique that forced victims into an inescapable 72-hour illusion…
…where they were trapped listening to the song "Chicken, You Are So Beautiful" on repeat.
Sasuke stared at the outfit in disbelief.
"What… is this?"
Haruto sighed dramatically.
"This outfit was once worn by an extremely powerful Genjutsu user. Simply putting it on allows you to use an unbreakable Genjutsu that traps your enemies in a 72-hour nightmare loop of…"
He paused for dramatic effect.
"…a song that drives people insane."
Naruto burst out laughing.
"PFFFT! HAHAHAHAHA! SASUKE—YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT!"
Kiba nearly fell over, howling.
Even Sakura struggled to hold back a giggle.
Sasuke snatched the outfit, stuffed it into his bag, and glared at Haruto.
"I REFUSE to wear this."
Haruto smirked knowingly.
"Suit yourself. But don't come crying when you need an undodgeable, inescapable Genjutsu."
Naruto snorted.
"Yeah, sure, Sasuke. You'll totally 'never' wear it… just like how you totally 'never' cared about power."
Sasuke ignored him.
End of the Chapter.
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