"Hic, haha, hic, oppai dragon, oppai dragon. Hic, haha in this fucking boring life there is no, hic nothing.
Feeling like a loser as my body wore out from constant work, I look at my background screen of a girl in a bib overalls covering her abundant breasts with her belly exposed and armor covering some of her important region held together with fine white silk fabric.
Leaning back in my soft chair like that of a gamer, I turn around looking all over my room, on the walls I had posters, one of them is of Shampoo from Ranma ½ in her Chinese outfit.
Another one of Akeno sitting on an armchair, first taking off her black stockings, revealing a bit of her dark purple underwear that constractava with her white skin, tripling the charm with a sadistic mischievous smile.
Next to her a Rias Gremory in a one-piece saint costume, revealing a tremendous cleavage where there was a pendant of a red dragon imprisoned.
A few centimeters away Mio, Yuuki, Kurumi and Maria of the franchise (Shinmai Maou) with their school uniforms on the floor in their underwear, with a feverish look, sweating, letting out the sexy side of each of them while on the floor shone the pentagram for the succubus contract.
Depicting the same scenario but on a king bed, Aine, Himekawa, Yurishia, Silvia, Aine's younger sister, Grace and many more, completely naked under a white sheet revealing the silhouette of their bodies, and their faces expectant of what was to come (Masou Gakuen HxH).
Not to be missed the pair of sisters Riko and Ako in profile, revealing small parts of their naked body, as they were wearing only the apron to prepare a sweet, Ako with a little chocolate on her cheek cleaning while scolding Riko when she saw that there was a little apron showing her nipple (Kissxsis).
Anime girls Cross Ange, To love ru, Campione, Zero no Tsukaima. Different anime but all showing more skin than clothes, it was a room more for a boy than for a girl, which was evident that there had not been one for a long time, of course it was not the only thing I had, I also had more serious ones like; One piece, Bleach, Naruto, Code Geass, Gundam, Fairy Tail, Fate/Stay among others rolled up inside the closet.
Instead on a shelf I had different hard disks with the content of Visual novels, eroges, rpg, light novels, anime, movies and Hentai that could not be missing.
"Hic, 45 minutes to go, hic, 30 years, hic, hic, fucking 30 years!... I will not be a sage since I graduated from college with my girlfriend, hic, hic, hic, fucking hiccups that won't let me. Let's see if drinking water will make it go away.
Do you wonder who I am, well I am a simple man who became unemployed a few minutes ago, feel, feel, come on and listen, the asshole bastard of my boss, asked me to go to work, when is my day off, today and tomorrow, you know what is the worst, is that a year ago I asked for these two days because last year on my birthday I spent it working until late, but the evil fucking boss of my company wants me at work, hmph I told him from A to Z and I no longer have a job.
"Javier Valderrama unemployed... it doesn't sound bad at all, I still have money that was going into my account but never came out unless it was to pay for basic services. Hehehe, I no longer have to worry about going to work, which leaves me free, if I use the money I have in my account with a good head I will be able to multiply it. The only bad thing is that a company that pays that amount is not to be found, while exploiting the employees.
"What do I do, a visual novel or an anime?
Thinking about what to do until midnight, I close the refrigerator door, bringing with me a liter bottle of water and some iced tangerines.
"Mmmm, I don't want to watch any eroge now, but some Ecchi. So, on this hard drive I saved uncensored ecchi anime at 4K.
Turning off the light, leaving only the light of the screen against the wall and the tiny glow of the pc, I connected the external hard drive and with the wireless controller I searched for the file and played the anime To love Ru, while I ate the tangerine.
"I should look for a more comfortable apartment, the bathroom is small, I rented it because I didn't want to depend on my parents and I didn't want to spend much time at home and only at work... Mmm, a one-story house, a big kitchen, bathroom, multiple services, a big living room, patio to put pots with different flowers, mmm, how much are the prices, if I ask for a loan from the bank, will they give it to me?
Finishing the first chapter of the anime To love Ru, I looked at the time and it was only a few minutes before the end of the day and my birthday, but as always nature makes its call at the worst time.
"Bathroom, bathroom comes out...
"Fuuu, it feels so good to pee, that's what I get for drinking too much water. Mmmm, now to keep watching!
"I got a message.
Picking up the cell phone, I notice that it is a file for a game that I have been testing at regular intervals due to the inconvenience of my job.
Picking up my laptop, resting on my lap, I read the inbox.
[Congratulations user, you have been chosen by the Gods system. If you are interested please click here. If in 10 seconds you have not accepted this message it will be deleted.
10.
"What strange message?
9
"Uh, it'll be some game my friend Maou 45 sent.
8
7
"But it's too hard to put a countdown.
6
5
"But I'm curious about this.. 4... Uh is about to come to an end, yes or no.
3
2
"It will be that it is a Link to a new eroge game.
1
Click
Killing my curiosity, because in addition to receiving messages from the company that I will no longer receive when I am fired, I also received messages from my parents and cyber friends, I clicked before the last moment.
Pin
[Welcome to your rebirth as the God of Hentai, we apologize but you will have headaches now].
Pin
"Hey, hey, what, what happened, the message was erased, maybe a virus got in, Nooo! I will erase important data quickly, an antivirus.
Standing up in a hurry to pick up one of the flash drives I had in my drawer, I felt a dizziness and before I knew it I was already on the floor, the laptop fell in front of me, in the background I could hear the voices of Lala and Rito, who were walking away losing consciousness.
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Regaining consciousness the first thing I see is a white ceiling or rather clouds, not knowing what was happening I tried to stand up, but I could not move my body.
"W-what the hell is going on, release me I'll call the police, the UN, the Japanese Defense Army .....!!!!
I screamed so much that I felt my throat burn to speak, but I see that nothing and no one appears. This feels like the day I went to the river with my family as a child, it feels too, to feel the current pass through my body on the shore.
Javier, who could no longer do anything since there was nothing and no one to hear him, tried several times to move his body but the attempt was unsuccessful, since he could barely move his head to see everywhere.
[Pin.
Pin].
"Where's that beeping coming from?
Looking to every side but finding nothing, but a river of white clouds that kept flowing endlessly.
Without any reason or interaction, a bright orb came out of nowhere, Javier who could not cover himself, closed his eyelids but that was insufficient to stop the light having to move his head several times but to no avail.
When he opened his eyes he looked at a ball the size of a fist, its surface was smooth with a seemingly endless sky blue.
"Heh, what is this, a virtual reality after taking out my brain and putting it in a tube with liquids of dubious provenance. Let me tell you this to strangers! They can have my body but never my heart!!!.... What the hell am I saying.
Doubtful of his positivity that sometimes got out of hand, such as the breakup with the ex-girlfriend from college, Javier waiting for something else to happen, the orb spoke.
"Welcome Hentai God. I am as you describe a prologue interface of what you are and will be in the future. For your information this place is not a virtual reality, you are advised in the future to refrain from buying such smog waste.
Unable to understand the words of the orb, he felt insulted by something he didn't even understand. Javier, finding it hard to get the words out, the orb continued to speak, as if it understood the concerns.
"Since you have been chosen as the new Hentai God, you will have many questions about it. First: this is not a hidden-camera practical joke. Second: I am an interface that serves to show you the basics of what to do next, so any substance that causes hallucinogens, dependence or a strong pleasure high is incurrent to being an object. Now that I have clarified something so obvious, you can clear up the misunderstanding of not knowing why you are here.
"Ha-haber prove it to me.
Javier said in a trembling voice, unable to process what was happening right under his nose.
"As you command.
[Pin]
Coming out of nowhere a translucent screen that had as its perspective a third person in the room who not long ago had been watching the To love ru anime, along with the message that came and I ultimately accept, to the sudden scream of virus and her fainting.
"How do you see, you at 12:01 with 42 seconds Pm, Japan time, agreed to be the new Hentai God.
"No, no, no, no, you're wrong that was a simple game link, nothing said this would happen now give me back I need to start several eroges, mangas and anime I left a long time ago.
"One can understand the rush of such a sacred matter.
"Hey, you understand me, wait what sacred matter are you referring to.
"Of course you do, since you are the Hentai God, it can be understood that you already want to start your duty. But there is a problem.
"Problem? What kind of problem.
He had an ambiguous premonition that made the soles of his feet ache when something bad was going to happen around him either because of him or someone else.
"Yes, as you will realize, by accepting he left behind any humanity and trace of it.
Resuming the video that had stopped, this time from the outside, you could see the apartment building where Javier had lived for ten years, and in the distance a small plane descending with smoke coming out of the engine only to crash into his apartment where he was collapsed.
"Huh?
"As you have already realized, you have just died.
Shedding tears as he saw that event with his own eyes, although there was no real evidence other than those images that could be a montage somewhere in Javier's heart he knew it was all real.
Crying, cursing the orb that remained silent in the face of Javier's reproach, no matter the time.
"... What happened to my parents.
"Answering your question, his parents on hearing what happened cried a lot, at the funeral with only his ashes in hand his father said.
"This boy is a fool, can you believe that the last thing he said to me was {Don't worry father, you'll see at the end of the year I'll bring a good woman with nice tits who won't be short of milk for our baby and of course for me too}.
"But what are you saying father how can you say such things in my ashes!
"His mom hearing his dad's comment, said sighing. My boy always had an interest in boobs since he was a child, I remember in kindergarten his teacher having good attributes never took off burying her face in them.
"Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!.
"Her father upon hearing that laughed and commented, "That wanker since he started earning money hasn't stopped buying adult magazines with that fetish. That wanker since he started earning money doesn't stop buying adult magazine with that fetish, once I discovered a magazine that showed thighs and when I reprimanded him he told me with a serious face. {Father, the boobs may be superior, but you can't tarnish the delicate, warm pillows called thighs that could drown you if they wanted to}. Being so serious I couldn't even say anything to that fool, hahahaha.
"Pffffff hahahahahahaha! You two are tarnishing my reputation hahahahahaha!
Crying and laughing at the same time, remembering those distant memories of his time with his family. The orb seeing a little calmer said to Javier.
"It's time for me to put your situation in context for you.
"What do you mean.
"He must know why he has been chosen as the new Hentai God.
"You are right.
He muttered to himself, before raising his head.
"Well what's done is done, my body was cremated so I can't go back, wait if I'm a God I couldn't go before the plane crashed into my apartment and say I was gone as I went out to buy something.
"That is not how things work here. Once you were chosen with such a title, the bearer cannot approach that reality you lived in and even if you looked for it out of the countless eons of realities you would never find it. But let me tell you that you had a sister.
"Sister, but my parents were already in their fifties, having a baby at that age is dangerous for my mother, what are they thinking?
"Your mom had a natural childbirth and everything went well, let me tell you that your sister grew up surrounded by a lot of love and stories of her own from her parents. Among the burned belongings that were saved from her room, your sister found several external memories they had stored and was influenced by Japanese culture and animation. As an adult she opened her own animation studio, got married and had three children, the first one by memory she decided to name Javier.
Multiple feelings came to her as she heard the short story of a sister she never knew and the precious gift of giving her first child to be named after her.
"Aaaaaa, my sister fulfilled a dream impossible for me to fulfill, hehehe, surely my parents must have been pleased to have a good daughter and not like me a bad son who left first... Tell me what I need to know.
"As you command.
Faintly glowing the orb, a huge screen covered Javier's entire visual space.
"A few hundred thousand years ago, there was a hentai God who, out of blundering ambitions, decided to commit a Deicide against the leader of all the Gods. His barbaric act led to the total annihilation of all traces of presence that the hentai God had at the same time the followers being these multiple Gods who survived the war, received their punishment.
"What are you trying to get at.
"It's simple, this is what was left for the current hentai god.
Illuminating the holographic screen, Javier observes an imposing desert planet, very similar to Mars due to its characteristic red color with lighter and more intense stripes like Jupiter.
"You tell me that's it.
"That's right, it's the planet of the Hentai God, there used to be three natural satellites but they were destroyed at the end of the war as their predecessor decided to use them as interplanetary weapons; their attack range could cross a galaxy and still have the same power. Now they are rocks that surround the planet like rings.
Just being able to imagine the bloody war fought earlier, he shuddered making his skin crawl with goose bumps.
"Wh-where are you going with all this.
"... You don't look very smart.
"Oi!
"Aaah, this is his only property, as I said earlier everything and every trace in dimensions, cultures to be named or represented him was annihilated with no room for negotiation. Similarly it has another problem that is much more urgent.
"What?! wait how can there be anything more urgent than what you mentioned to me. I'm a poor God who doesn't even have inhabitants, I'm worse than a beggar who can find food in the garbage and associate with more beggars in the neighborhood.
"Calm down please. The situation may look that way but as the God that he is he can travel to different realities, either one that was created by humans, or one that was growing on its own. But now he has a major problem and that is the one which does not have the hentai God system.
"Hentai God System?".
"Exactly. At the end of the war his defeated predecessor destroyed his God's core. Every God has a core and which contains a system that nurtures from the most basic to the most abstract and profound knowledge. But even though it was destroyed, it does not mean that it was annihilated, it took a thousand years to restore itself, another thousand years to establish itself and to choose its new owner, which is you.
"Mmmm, and where is that core?.
"Right now you are merging with your soul, that is why we are here in this absolute realm where only Gods and their systems can enter. For the same reason, you cannot move your body, only your head.
"O-oh. What I was trying to say was that I was chosen as the new Hentai God, that thanks to my predecessor I don't have a single plant on my planet, that there may be Gods who are still angry about what the previous incumbent did to him. On top of that I have to start all over again without a support system to help me reform my planet.
"If basically it's like he said.
"Change! put someone else in this position, I don't want it.
He said dryly with no emotions other than anger at a unilateral plan imposed on him without consultation.
"I don't understand the reasoning behind your rejection, from what I read in your mind, you equal to any human who has read Isekai light novels, Wuanxi novels and anyone who falls into that range of going to another world and gaining absurd powers.
"You don't get it right.
Shaking his head, Javier explained in simple words.
"Only idiots would say that my reasoning is idiotic, for not wanting to accept such a position as being a God. But how many years does it take a planet to form, to form life, besides that I have Gods that have hatred for me against my title and everyone who has seen an Isekai it doesn't take much to piss off another person, even on earth itself there are people who explode for any reason even if it is a misunderstanding and want to lash out. Besides these Gods have hundreds of years of experience already fought in wars and has a support system, they did not send an inexperienced who thinks he is an expert to gain experience they would come with an army with him at the head to kill me and with all the countermeasures I do not know.
"So I already consider going forward.
"Hmph, not for nothing I worked as Head of transportation and distribution in a black company with good pay. Aaaaah, but I'm already dead, that core is already running and it's not like I can do anything either.
"I think he must be worried that some God who has enmity will attack him, since the God of Gods would not allow something like that to happen again, but to be on the safe side it is better that he does not leave his universe so as not to confront him.
"Wait what did you say!
"Every God has a universe of his own to grow, there are also many things that are still unknown to him as God but it is better that I refrain from reporting as they will not be valid to him at this time or in a hundred thousand years. It is better that you use all your concentration and resources on this, your planet.
"Mmm, I understand.
"Now I will start with your tutorial that you must know; as the new hentai God.