Alert!!!!!!!!!!

Guys, I need to hit the pause button on this fanfic before my brain turns into undercooked rice. 😩

Lately, I've been staring at the screen like it's about to give me a raise, and all I can squeeze out is 500 words a day—on a good day! After that, I dramatically throw myself onto the nearest surface like a Shakespearean ghost who just realized they have to do paperwork in the afterlife.

Somehow, my once-sparkling, giggle-powered writing engine has been replaced by a confused pigeon smashing its head against the keyboard. The comedy? Gone. The imagination? Hiding in a cave somewhere with a "Do Not Disturb" sign. The enthusiasm? Might have joined a monastery.

So, I'm taking a tiny break to hunt down my funny bone and recharge the chaos battery. I promise I'm not abandoning ship—I just need to find the wind that used to power my joke sails before I turn into a sad, unseasoned broccoli.

Thanks for understanding, and I'll be back soon with more nonsense and mischief than ever before. 🫡