Incompetent Bastard

Instead of that, I found a shit load of rooms. Just empty rooms. I did find a training ground with a lot of weapons and dummies to practice on.

That was the only useful room, from the Ten rooms I went in.

I was losing hope running around in this maze-like castle. I probably even forgot where my own room was….I wanna cry.

[ Einar, System remembers. System even knows the whole layout of this castle. ]

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An interface opened in front of me with a Yes and Yes option. This bastard didn't even give me a choice.

System, you sorry excuse of a salesman. Just shut your trap up, I'm angry right now.

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Finally when the junk's babbling stopped, I heard a whimpering sound.

Yeah!!! I did a great job by making her cry. Now, she can be my tracker. Ahahahahahahha.

"I'm a human trash. I know…."

Such self-deprecating thoughts were killed in an instant by me.

Following her cries, I found the kitchen. Where my maid was crying in the embrace of another maid? Huh? There were more people here.

I'm a moron, of course there will be more people. This place was bigger than my apartment complex.

There were 5 of these maids. Each one of them had similar obsidian hair and eyes, with slightly pale skin.

"That…. incompetent….*sobs*... bastard..he..hit…me…*sobs*.. "

"Don't cry, you sweet innocent child. That ork is not just an incompetent fool but also a human trash."

The other maid tried to console her….but was it necessary to trash talk about even then.. I guess it was but still it didn't feel good.

"I….*sobs*....trying..to….help…*sobs*..bastard…."

"You are just too pure my child. I had advised you to stay away from that 'ork' . He is not just an 'ork' from face but also from heart."

Pure????? This demonic chick. You guys have eyes made of concrete or what??

".....*sobs*..he..is….out….now."

"Aww, my child. I want to beat you so much. Why did you let that ork out? If not for the fact, your crying I would have beaten you."

Wow!!! My escape is way more important than her 'sweet child'. What kind of heinous crime have I done?

".....*sobs*...*sobs*.....*sobs*...."

"Don't cry any longer or I will beat you. Now, that ork has left his room again. What kind of calamity will now befall on us, I'm shuddering just thinking about it."

Calamity??? Bitch I was weaker than a child just a few months ago. What could I possibly do to categorise it as Calamity?

The rest of the maids also joined, trash talking about me.

"We are already categorised as slums, that trash goblin will just wipe us out now."

"Previously he tried to mine ores from the mountain region. What was the result then, most of our competent miners died."

"That bastard is worse than those aqualads."

"You are right, sister. Even they know how to preserve their species. That troll would just make us go extinct."

"We are doomed…..sisters…..*crying intensified*...."

Now I could get the gist of what was happening. It was a similar setting where high and mighty families give their children a piece of land to manage.

To check their worth and competence. Einar was not one of those trashy villains who gambled their money, wasted it on brothels and stuff. He tried to manage the territory but was severely incompetent.

At least he tried but still brother…how can you be so trash...

Wait a minute? I was not so different from him either. I don't know shit about territory management, usually the protagonists use their previous world knowledge to revolutionize their territory.

But I don't have such knowledge, I was never the theory kind of guy. I like abstract thinking, concepts and debates. This was not my forte.

[ Einar, System knows…..]

Shut your mouth before I say something, I would regret later on.

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Think Einar….Think…THINK.

"Wait!!! Isn't this world filled with fantasy elements?"

Why would I want to recreate my previous world's things here? I would tweak with the inventions and create something new. Yes!!!!

That's it, why would I make a literal motor to run a car, when I can just replace it with the fantasy elements here.

Ahhahahahahhaha, I would create new inventions. Take that you stupid protagonists, ahahahahhaha. I will use my forte(creative thinking) to solve problems here, ignoring the usual routine.

It will be a long and arduous process, let's start with 'befriending' these maids here.

I don't look as disgusting as before, it shouldn't be that hard to 'befriend' them. It was also proof of my change.

They were crying in the room while hugging each other, I crossed my arms and leaned on the side of the door.

Smirking I said. "Aren't you guys happy? Seeing your masters return."