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Haruto was just a regular NEET, happily wasting away in his tiny apartment—until a cosmic system error accidentally maxed out all his stats and threw him into a medieval fantasy world.

Sounds great, right? Wrong.

The Adventurer’s Guild won’t let him register because he’s too strong and would break the ranking system.

Regular jobs reject him because he’s too perfect—his handwriting is suspiciously flawless, his cooking causes magical explosions, and his blacksmithing is so legendary that the masters retire out of shame.

Even criminals don’t want him because he’s so stealthy that he accidentally robbed a noble’s mansion just by walking past it.


Now broke, jobless, and completely unhireable, Haruto is just trying to live a peaceful life.

But society refuses to let him be a NEET.

To make things worse, Lilia, the new Demon Lord, has decided that he’s the only man worthy of standing by her side—whether as her general or her husband.

Can Haruto find a normal job before he accidentally becomes the strongest unemployed king in history?

Why Does Every Overpowered Woman in This World Want to Own Me?!

He had fought Demon Kings. He had survived divine smites. He had defied fate itself. And yet—he could not escape a single overly persistent Goddess.

He was an anomaly. A bug in the system. He had survived things that should have erased him. There had to be a way to break this ridiculous divine surveillance.

Haruto cracked his knuckles. "Alright, you smug divine stalker. You think you can watch me forever? Let's see you keep up with a guy who breaks reality."

Vellaria, sitting at her usual spot, arms crossed, tilted her head slightly. "You will fail."

Haruto moved faster than light. He blinked between dimensions. He tore through the very fabric of the world, rewriting his coordinates mid-step, moving in ways that should not be possible.

One moment he was standing in the capital. The next, he was in another realm entirely.

For a glorious five seconds, he was free.

Then Vellaria was already waiting for him.

"You exist outside fate. But I exist outside all things. Your escape attempts remain inefficient."

Haruto gritted his teeth. "Alright. Fine. Let's see how you handle a reality collapse."

Reality glitched. Space-time bent. His existence lagged out of the universe.

For an instant, he ceased to exist.

Vellaria was standing directly in front of him.

"Okay. Alright. Fine. What about this?!"

Haruto activated his final trump card.

The Ultimate Anti-Surveillance Move.

The "You Can't Observe Me If I Don't Exist" Bug Exploit.

He unmade himself. He deleted his presence. Every law of creation ceased to acknowledge him.

No gods. No mortals. No world itself could perceive him.

Vellaria was still staring directly at him.

"You are an anomaly," she said simply. "But I am a constant. You will never escape my sight."

Haruto collapsed, face-down, into the dirt.

Final result: Haruto 0 - Vellaria ∞

Lilia appeared, delighted as always. "Oh my~! My dear husband is so full of energy! Always breaking reality, always fighting fate~!"

Haruto rolled onto his back, staring up at the sky, completely dead inside.

Vellaria sat beside him. Watching. Always watching.

Haruto let out a long, despairing scream. Somewhere, the Gods were still laughing.

Haruto vs. Divine Surveillance – The Great (Failed) Escape Plan