part 88 S2: Vladimar’s Accidental Cooking Show

Tittle : Bloodlines of Betrayal S2 - Celestia's Ascension

Written By : Reviline James Wang

thrilling saga of Bloodlines of Betrayal: Celestia's Ascension:

After his merch empire and viral dance trend, Vladimar was feeling unstoppable. But as always, life had a way of humbling him.

One fateful evening, while trying to record a dramatic "Vampire King's Midnight Thoughts" video, he accidentally knocked over his ring light… straight into the kitchen.

The camera was still rolling.

THE CHAOS BEGINS

Vladimar, in full vampire-king attire (cape and all), found himself standing in front of the kitchen stove. The comments on his live stream exploded:

@MidnightFangirl: "WAIT IS VLADIMAR ABOUT TO COOK???"

@VladIsMyKing: "OMG COOKING STREAM LET'S GOOO!!"

@EternalDarkness99: "I bet he only drinks blood, does he even know what a stove is??"

Vladimar stared at the comments. "Of course, I know what a stove is!" he huffed. "I am not… uncultured."

Celestia, overhearing from the other room, snorted. "Oh, this is going to be good."

Dante appeared, eating a bag of chips. "Vlad, do you even know how to cook?"

Vladimar flipped his cape dramatically. "How hard can it be? Humans do it all the time."

He grabbed a random cookbook and flipped to a page at random. His eyes gleamed.

"Tonight," he declared, "I shall make Garlic Bread."

THE ENTIRE ROOM WENT SILENT.

Celestia choked on her drink. "You're a vampire, Vlad. You can't eat garlic."

Draven burst out laughing. "Oh my God, is this actually happening?"

Lyra, already grabbing her phone to record, whispered, "This is gold."

Vladimar, still oblivious, read aloud the ingredients. "Bread… butter… GARLIC… Perfect."

Dante facepalmed. "Bro. You literally cannot."

Vladimar scoffed. "Nonsense. I am a creature of power. A mere plant will not defeat me."

THE COOKING ATTEMPT BEGINS

Step 1: Chop the garlic.

Vladimar picked up a knife with dramatic flair, held the garlic… and instantly dropped it.

Smoke literally started rising from his hand.

"AHHHH! IT BURNS! I AM UNDER ATTACK!"

Celestia fell to the floor laughing. Lyra was in tears. Dante nearly dropped his chips.

The comments exploded.

@VampKingFan: "I CAN'T BREATHE AHAHAH"

@DarkPrince69: "VLAD JUST GOT JUMPSCARED BY A GARLIC CLOVE"

@NotSoEternalBlood: "Someone, please save him. I am wheezing."

Vladimar, now dramatically slumped over the counter, wheezed, "This is how it ends. Betrayed… by an ingredient."

Dante wiped a tear from his eye. "Bro, just make toast."

But Vladimar, stubborn as ever, grabbed a spatula and pointed it at the garlic.

"I SHALL NOT BE DEFEATED."

Step 2: Butter the bread.

Somehow, he managed this without an issue. The chat cheered.

@QueenOfDarkness: "OMG HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT??"

@BloodLover777: "GO VLAD GO!!"

Vladimar smirked. "See? I am."

Then he accidentally turned on the wrong burner, setting the corner of his cape on fire.

ABSOLUTE CHAOS.

Draven: "SOMEONE PUT HIM OUT."

Celestia: crying from laughter

Dante: literally filming it

Lyra: "STOP, DROP, AND ROLL, YOU DRAMA KING."

Vladimar, still screaming, panicked and waved his cape wildly. He finally ripped it off, tossing it into the sink.

Silence.

Everyone stared at him.

The comments were insane.

@VampireFangirl: "VLADIMAR VS. CAPE: CAPE WINS."

@MemeLord69: "THIS MAN IS A LITERAL WALKING MEME."

@HotVampDaddy: "I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE."

Dante, still filming, nodded. "This is going on TikTok."

Vladimar, panting, looked at the camera and declared, "I have conquered the kitchen."

Lyra, still laughing, pointed at the counter. "Dude, the toast is burnt to a crisp."

Vladimar looked at his blackened garlic bread and sighed.

"…This was a mistake."

The Vampire King's Revenge (on Garlic)

After the catastrophic failure of his garlic bread experiment, Vladimar refused to accept defeat. The entire mansion was still laughing at him

Dante had even made a remix video of him screaming "I AM UNDER ATTACK" with dramatic music.

It had gone viral.

Vladimar: "This. Means. War."

And so, at exactly midnight, he assembled his team.

Draven (who had no idea why he was here)

Celestia (who showed up just to laugh)

Dante (who was filming everything)

Lyra (who brought popcorn)

"LISTEN WELL!" Vladimar declared, standing on the kitchen counter. "Tonight, we strike back against our greatest enemy."

Draven squinted. "Bro… who??"

Vladimar's eyes burned with vengeance.

"…The Garlic."

Silence.

Then Celestia burst out laughing. "Vlad, you're holding a team meeting… over a vegetable?"

"IT IS NOT JUST A VEGETABLE! IT IS MY ARCH-NEMESIS!" Vladimar roared. "IT HAS HUMILIATED ME. IT HAS WOUNDED ME. AND IT HAS"

Dante held up his phone. "Bro, you literally burned your own cape."

Vladimar ignored him. "Tonight, I shall create something even greater than garlic bread. Something that will erase my past failures!"

Draven groaned. "Oh my God, not again."

THE MISSION BEGINS

Step 1: Gather the ingredients.

Lyra, munching on popcorn, leaned over. "So… what are you making?"

Vladimar grinned, holding up a recipe book. "Vampire-Friendly Spaghetti."

Celestia raised an eyebrow. "That… doesn't sound too bad."

Draven frowned. "Wait. Do you even know how to cook pasta?"

Vladimar waved his hand dismissively. "It is water and noodles. How difficult could it be?"

Five minutes later, the mansion's fire alarm was blaring.

Celestia: "WHY IS THERE SMOKE??"

Dante: "VLAD, DID YOU JUST POUR DRY NOODLES DIRECTLY ON A HOT PAN??"

Draven: "WHERE'S THE WATER??"

Vladimar, staring at the blackened pasta, blinked. "…Was I supposed to add that first?"

THE CHAOS CONTINUES

Step 2: Make the sauce.

Determined not to fail, Vladimar grabbed the tomato sauce and dramatically poured it into a bowl.

Celestia squinted. "Uh… why aren't you putting it in a pot?"

Vladimar froze. "…It needs to be cooked??"

Draven smacked his forehead. "Dear lord, save us."

Dante whispered, "I swear, I am watching history."

Vladimar, refusing to be defeated, dumped random spices into the sauce, stirring it aggressively. "It must be perfect."

Unfortunately, in his rage and overconfidence, he accidentally grabbed cinnamon instead of black pepper.

Celestia's eyes widened. "WAIT, STOP!"

Too late.

The sauce was ruined.

Draven took one look at it and sighed. "That looks like… regret."

THE FINAL MOMENTS

Step 3: Put it all together.

Somehow, by a miracle, Vladimar managed to get everything on a plate. He stared at it proudly.

"It is done," he whispered. "Behold… my masterpiece."

The team stared.

The pasta was slightly burned. The sauce was a strange color. And there was an unholy smell coming from it.

Dante held up his phone. "Bro, I'll give you $500 if you eat that."

Vladimar's pride would not let him back down. He picked up a fork, twirled the spaghetti, and…

Took. A. Bite.

Silence.

Vladimar's eyes widened. His face twisted.

Then he screamed.

Celestia, Draven, Dante, and Lyra lost it.

Dante: "I CAN'T..."

Draven: "IS HE DYING?"

Lyra: "SOMEONE CALL A PRIEST."

Vladimar, still gagging, grabbed a cup of water except it was actually tomato sauce.

MORE CHAOS.

Draven had to physically drag him away from the table. Celestia was crying with laughter. Dante was already uploading the video.

The comments exploded:

@VampireFangirl: "VLADIMAR'S REVENGE: FAILED."

@BloodLord666: "THE PASTA STRUCK BACK."

@NotSoEternalBlood: "HIS TASTE BUDS HAVE LEFT THE CHAT."

Lyra finally caught her breath. "So, Vlad… what did we learn?"

Vladimar, still coughing, glared. "…I shall never step into the kitchen again."

Draven clapped him on the shoulder. "Smartest decision you've ever made."

The Vampire King's Unholy Cooking Redemption Arc

After his legendary defeat at the hands of pasta, Vladimar vanished for three whole days.

No one knew where he went.

Then, on the fourth day, he returned.

Standing in the grand dining hall, dressed in a dramatic black chef's uniform, he slammed a cookbook onto the table.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… I HAVE RETURNED."

Celestia squinted. "Bro, where have you been?"

Vladimar smirked. "I have trained."

Draven raised an eyebrow. "You… trained?"

Dante, already recording, leaned in. "Oh, this is gonna be good."

Vladimar nodded. "I have spent 72 hours in the shadows… watching… observing… learning."

Celestia: "You watched cooking tutorials, didn't you?"

Vladimar: "NO.." cough "Perhaps."

Lyra: "How many times did you burn water?"

Vladimar went silent.

Draven sighed. "God help us all."

MISSION: COOKING REDEMPTION

Vladimar cracked his knuckles. "Today, I shall prepare the most divine dish this household has ever tasted."

Dante snickered. "That's a low bar after last time."

Vladimar ignored him.

He rolled up his sleeves. "Tonight's menu: The Legendary Blood Moon Steak."

Celestia blinked. "Wait. That… actually sounds good?"

Draven crossed his arms. "Yeah, I'm suspicious."

Step 1: Acquire the meat.

Vladimar dramatically summoned a gigantic slab of steak onto the counter.

Celestia raised an eyebrow. "Okay, that's a good cut of meat."

Dante: "Where did you even get this?"

Vladimar smirked. "Do not ask questions you are not prepared to handle."

Draven sighed. "I already regret this."

Step 2: Seasoning the steak.

Vladimar carefully selected his spices. He measured the salt correctly. He even tasted the marinade before using it.

Celestia: "…Wait. He's actually cooking properly?"

Dante: "No way. Who is this imposter?"

Draven: "I don't trust this. It's too… competent."

Vladimar smirked. "Gentlemen, behold… progress."

Dante whispered, "I liked it better when he sucked at cooking."

Step 3: Cooking the steak.

Vladimar heated the pan with perfect timing. He seared the steak to golden perfection, the rich aroma filling the kitchen.

Celestia: "Okay, I hate to admit it… but this actually smells amazing."

Lyra, watching in awe, gasped. "Is this… character development?"

Draven: "Impossible."

Step 4: Presentation.

Vladimar plated the steak with artistic precision. A perfect balance of sauce, garnish, and dramatic lighting.

He stepped back, arms crossed. "It is complete."

The team stared in silence.

Dante: "…So who's gonna risk their life first?"

Draven, despite his instincts, took the first bite.

Silence.

His eyes widened.

Celestia: "???"

Lyra: "???!!!"

Draven slowly put down his fork.

"…Holy. Crap."

Celestia snatched the plate and took a bite.

Her face went blank.

Then she slammed her hands on the table. "HOW DID YOU GO FROM BURNING WATER TO THIS???"

Vladimar grinned. "Because, Celestia… I am a Vampire King. And a king never accepts defeat."

Dante: "Okay, but real talk-WHAT DID YOU DO???"

Vladimar smirked. "A master never reveals his secrets."

Draven, completely stunned, whispered, "…I think he just became the best cook in this house."

Celestia, still eating, nodded. "I hate that you're right."

Lyra wiped a fake tear. "He went from zero… to hero."

Dante: "BRO. THIS IS ANIME CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT."

Vladimar, proud beyond words, crossed his arms.

"This is only the beginning."

Draven: "…Oh God, now he's going to open a restaurant, isn't he?"

Vladimar: "MAYBE."

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