part 89 S2: DISASTER CHEF

Tittle : Bloodlines of Betrayal S2 - Celestia's Ascension

Written By : Reviline James Wang

Genre : Paranormal Romance | Alpha Werewolf | Billionaire | Vampire | Family Drama | Rumors | Mafia

thrilling saga of Bloodlines of Betrayal: Celestia's Ascension:

The Grand Opening of "Vlad's Blood Moon Bistro"

After one (1) successful steak, Vladimar had fully lost his mind.

He declared that he would open a fine dining restaurant.

In the mansion.

Without telling anyone.

STEP 1: ANNOUNCEMENT

Celestia walked into the dining hall to see a massive banner hanging from the ceiling:

"VLAD'S BLOOD MOON BISTRO – NOW OPEN"

She froze. "WHAT."

Draven walked in behind her. Read the sign. Walked out.

Dante, recording as always, whispered, "This man's ego is unmatched."

Vladimar appeared dramatically from behind the curtains, wearing a crimson chef's coat with his initials embroidered in gold.

"Welcome… to my domain."

Celestia massaged her temples. "No. Absolutely not."

Vladimar smirked. "Oh, but dear Celestia… it is already too late."

She turned to see that half the mansion had been transformed.

Tables. Chandeliers. A full menu printed on black silk.

Dante grabbed a menu. "Wait. This is actually legit??"

MENU – VLAD'S BLOOD MOON BISTRO

1. Eclipse Steak – A dish so divine, even the sun envies it.

2. Vampire's Kiss Pasta – Handmade pasta with a rich, bloody marinara sauce.

3. Moonlit Crème Brulee – A dessert so smooth, it whispers secrets to the night.

Celestia: "…Who wrote this?!"

Vladimar smirked. "I did."

Dante: "Bro, are you a chef or a poet?"

Vladimar: "Both."

Draven, who had been watching in complete horror, finally spoke. "Where did you get all the staff?"

Vladimar turned to the army of vampires now dressed in crisp black uniforms.

"I… may have summoned some help."

Celestia: "YOU STARTED A VAMPIRE RESTAURANT IN OUR HOUSE?!"

Lyra, looking around in awe, whispered, "This is the most ambitious thing I've ever seen."

STEP 2: FIRST CUSTOMERS

Against all logic and reason, people actually showed up.

The first customer? Lucian Devereaux.

Yes. The actual Vampire King.

Lucian, seated at the best table, read the menu. "This is bold, Vladimar."

Vladimar smirked. "I do not fear the challenge."

Lucian: "You should."

Vladimar swallowed. Mistakes had been made.

The kitchen descended into chaos.

Dante: "WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE?!"

Lyra: "WHO LET HIM USE A BLOWTORCH?!"

Draven: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TURN OFF THE STOVE!"

Meanwhile, Vladimar stood in the middle of the flames. Posing.

"I AM THE FIRE."

Celestia threw a pan at him.

STEP 3: THE FINAL JUDGMENT

After what could only be described as a supernatural war, Vladimar finally served the dishes.

Lucian took one bite of the Eclipse Steak.

Silence.

Then…

"...This is surprisingly edible."

Vladimar collapsed in relief.

Celestia, holding a fire extinguisher, sighed. "Well. At least no one died."

Dante: "Yet."

Lucian took another bite. "I'll invest."

Everyone: "WHAT?!"

Lucian smirked. "Vladimar. You're an absolute disaster… but this restaurant is amusing. Let's make it a franchise."

Vladimar, dramatically placing a hand over his heart, whispered:

"I was born for this."

Draven stood up. "NO. NO YOU WEREN'T."

TO BE CONTINUED…

"Vlad's Blood Moon Bistro… Expands?!"

ONE WEEK LATER

Lucian was not joking.

Vladimar's disastrous yet strangely successful restaurant was now a franchise.

And by franchise, we mean:

New locations. (Why? HOW?!)

Merchandise. (Yes, people were actually buying "I Survived Vlad's Cooking" shirts.)

A theme song. (Written by Dante. It slaps.)

Celestia: "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN IN SEVEN DAYS?!"

Draven, rubbing his temples, muttered, "Because we live in a madhouse."

THE NEW LOCATIONS

1. Blood Moon Bistro – Royal Edition

Opened inside Lucian's castle (yes, this is real).

Lucian now has exclusive Vampire King seating.

Only serves "high-blood-content" meals (we're not asking questions).

Lucian: "This was a wise investment."

Celestia: "You're literally the problem."

2. Blood Moon Bistro – Werewolf Special

Opened in the middle of a werewolf territory.

The kitchen staff are all werewolves.

Specialties: Extra-rare steaks. Like, still-moving rare.

Lyra: "This is both genius and horrifying."

Dante: "At least they won't complain about raw meat."

3. Blood Moon Bistro – Mafia VIP

Opened in Dante's underground casino.

Menu includes "The Don's Delight" (a steak so expensive it comes with a bodyguard).

Has a secret entrance… that everyone knows about.

Dante: "I only invested so I could eat for free."

VLADIMAR'S "COOKING SHOW"

Somehow, SOMEHOW, Vladimar now has a TV show.

"BLOOD MOON KITCHEN: THE CHAOTIC COOKING CHRONICLES."

The first episode:

Title: "I Almost Burned Down the Mansion (Again)."

Special Guest: Celestia (against her will).

Celestia, glaring at the camera: "Help me."

Vladimar: "Welcome, dear viewers! Today, we shall create a dish so divine, the gods themselves will weep!"

Dante, from behind the camera: "Last time you set fire to WATER."

Vladimar: "It was a CHOICE."

CHAOS ENSUES.

Draven confiscates the blowtorch.

Lucian judges every dish like it's a royal decree.

Lyra records everything for blackmail purposes.

By the end of the episode, Celestia flipped the entire table and walked out.

The show?

Became a massive hit!

THE FINAL INSANITY

Vladimar, holding a contract: "We have been invited… to cook at the CELESTIAL ROYAL BANQUET."

Silence.

Draven: "…No."

Celestia: "…NO."

Lucian: "…Yes."

TO BE CONTINUED…

"Blood Moon Bistro… Goes ROYAL?!"

THE DISASTER BEGINS

The Celestial Royal Banquet was the most prestigious gathering in the supernatural world.

Only the most elite chefs were invited.

And somehow… Vladimar's restaurant made the list.

Celestia: "Who in their right mind invited Vlad?!"

Lucian: "I may have… signed the agreement."

Celestia: "YOU WHAT?!"

Draven looked like he was physically in pain.

Dante was laughing uncontrollably.

Dante: "Oh, this is gonna be GOOD."

THE MENU OF CHAOS

Vladimar, wearing a chef's hat bigger than his ego, proudly presented his menu.

1. "Moonlit Blood Fondue" – A mystery red sauce. (We don't ask.)

2. "Shadowfire Steak" – Cooked with actual supernatural flames.

3. "Celestial Surprise" – No one knows what's in it. Not even Vlad.

4. "Vampire Royale" – A dish Lucian personally requested.

5. "Werewolf Delight" – Extra-rare steak. Served while still growling.

Celestia: "Vlad, I swear, if you poison a royal guest"

Vladimar: "Nonsense! My cooking is ART!"

Draven: "Your last dish almost summoned a demon."

Vladimar: "That was an accident."

THE BANQUET: TOTAL CHAOS

The event was… going well.

Until:

The Moonlit Blood Fondue tried to crawl off the table.

The Shadowfire Steak set fire to the curtains.

The Celestial Surprise glowed in the dark (???).

AND THEN....

A mysterious figure stood up.

A legendary food critic.

Madame Elara Nightshade.

The most ruthless critic in supernatural history.

Elara: "This… is the most unique meal I've ever tasted."

Celestia: "Wait… that sounds… positive?"

Elara: "I have only one question."

Everyone held their breath.

Elara: "Vladimar, would you like to open a restaurant… in the CELESTIAL PALACE?"

SILENCE.

Lucian: "What."

Draven: "WHAT."

Celestia: "WHAT?!"

And Vladimar?

HE FAINTED.

"Vladimar the Royal Chef? Oh, Hell No."

VLADIMAR WAKES UP… TO CHAOS

Vladimar woke up dramatically on a silk chaise lounge, fanning himself like a spoiled Victorian lady.

Vladimar: "Did I just hear that correctly? A ROYAL restaurant? Me?!"

Celestia: "We're all just as shocked as you are."

Lucian: "Actually, we're horrified."

Madame Elara, still elegant and unbothered, took a sip of her Moonlit Blood Tea (which was thankfully NOT alive).

Elara: "Vladimar, your food is… unexpected. It intrigues me."

Dante: "That's just a polite way of saying 'chaotic and mildly dangerous.'"

Vladimar jumped to his feet, puffing his chest out.

Vladimar: "Then it's settled! I shall open the grandest, most EXQUISITE royal restaurant in history!"

Celestia: "Oh, no. No, no, no, no, NO."

OPERATION: STOP VLADIMAR AT ALL COSTS

The squad had a serious emergency meeting in Celestia's private chamber.

Celestia: "Guys, if Vlad actually gets a royal restaurant, supernatural cuisine will never recover."

Draven: "Do you know how long it took to convince vampires that 'burnt meat' isn't a gourmet dish?"

Dante: "And what if he starts feeding the werewolves 'experimental' dishes?"

Lucian: "No kingdom can survive THAT level of food poisoning."

A long silence.

Then....

Shiro (casually munching on cookies): "So… why don't we just sabotage him?"

EVERYONE LOOKED AT HIM.

Celestia: "…That's evil."

Dante: "I love it."

SABOTAGE ATTEMPT #1 – THE "ROYAL CHEF" TEST

Vladimar had to prove himself by cooking for the Celestial Elders.

The team had one goal-make sure it ended in disaster.

1. Lucian "accidentally" switched the salt with sugar.

The soup turned into syrup.

Elder Sylvar: "…Did I just drink liquid cake?"

2. Dante "helped" with plating.

Arranged the food to look like an eldritch horror.

Elder Mira screamed.

3. Shiro hacked the sound system.

Replaced Vladimar's dramatic entrance music with "Baby Shark."

Elders immediately regretted their existence.

RESULT? BACKFIRE. HARD.

Madame Elara?

She LOVED IT.

Elara: "This is the most… emotionally powerful meal I've ever had. Raw chaos, unpredictable flavors, utter madness.IT'S A MASTERPIECE!"

Celestia: "…Are we in an alternate reality?"

Elara: "Vladimar, you are not just a chef. You are an ARTIST."

Vladimar looked like he was about to ascend to godhood.

Vladimar: "At last… my genius is recognized!"

MISSION FAILED. ABSOLUTELY FAILED.

Celestia: "Guys, we might have just created a MONSTER."

Lucian: "I think I need therapy."

Draven: "Someone hold me."

Dante: "I should've just killed him when I had the chance."

Shiro?

He was still munching on cookies.

Shiro: "…So when's the grand opening?"

"Vladimar's Grand Opening: A Recipe for Disaster"

THE NIGHTMARE BEGINS

It happened.

Despite everyone's best efforts to stop him, Vladimar's restaurant

"La Vladimar Royale"-was officially OPEN.

The entrance was insanely dramatic-golden chandeliers, velvet carpets, and an enormous, sparkling neon sign that read:

"FOOD SO GOOD, IT'LL HAUNT YOU (LITERALLY)."

Celestia: "…I don't like how that's worded."

Lucian: "That sign is a threat."

Dante: "And yet, here we are."

FIRST DISASTER – THE MENU

The squad sat at a VIP table, flipping through Vladimar's "exclusive" menu.

Shiro (raising an eyebrow): "Uh… 'Exploding Soufflé'?"

Celestia: "'Possessed Pasta'??"

Draven: "'Mystery Meat Medley'-What even is that?!"

Vladimar (grinning proudly): "Ah, that's the beauty of it! The 'mystery' changes every day!"

Lucian: "That's not comforting."

SECOND DISASTER – THE SERVICE

Vladimar had personally trained the waiters.

Big mistake.

A werewolf waiter growled at a customer for ordering their steak "well-done."

A vampire server dramatically dripped blood into someone's soup.

("A touch of authenticity!" he declared.)

And the poor elf hostess kept apologizing to terrified guests as the cursed breadsticks kept FLOATING.

Dante (leaning back, watching the chaos): "I should've charged tickets for this."

Shiro: "We're witnessing history."

THIRD DISASTER – THE TASTE TEST

Then came the moment of truth.

The squad's food arrived.

Everyone hesitated.

Celestia stared at her soup. It was… MOVING.

Draven sniffed his steak. It smelled like brimstone and regret.

Lucian poked at his pasta. It hissed.

Celestia: "…Vlad, why is my soup looking at me?"

Vladimar (beaming): "Oh! That's my special Soul-Soothing Bisque! The souls inside are very friendly."

Dante (deadpan): "YOU PUT SOULS IN THE SOUP?!"

Vladimar (proudly): "Just a few! For FLAVOR."

FOURTH DISASTER – SHIRO BREAKS THE SYSTEM

Shiro, being Shiro, decided, "Screw it." He grabbed his spoon and took a huge bite of the Exploding Soufflé.

Bad idea.

The souffle detonated.

The chandeliers swung wildly.

The cursed breadsticks screamed.

The werewolf waiter HOWLED.

BOOM.

A giant mushroom cloud of flour, sugar, and absolute chaos filled the restaurant.

FIVE MINUTES LATER…

Celestia, Dante, Lucian, Draven, and Shiro sat outside, covered in ash and pastry debris.

Vladimar (standing in the ruins, hands on hips, smiling): "I'd call that a resounding success!"

Celestia: "Vlad. Your restaurant just exploded."

Vladimar: "Yes, but DID YOU DIE?"

Silence.

Then....

Shiro (nodding, impressed): "…Good point."

MISSION STATUS: FAILURE… AGAIN.

Dante: "Guys, we need a new plan."

Lucian: "Agreed."

Celestia: "But first… a shower."

Vladimar (grinning): "Same time tomorrow?"

Everyone: "NO."