Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence.

What does it feel like to wake up and almost get buried alive?



Jiang Bai was absolutely terrified. He kicked open the coffin lid—only to come face-to-face with none other than Hu Tao, the eccentric Master of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.



Brought back to the parlor after his miraculous return from the dead, Jiang Bai quickly realized that Hu Tao had very high expectations for him.



"One day, the name Jiang Bai, The Soul Ferryman will echo across every corner of Teyvat!" With an impassioned wave of her hand, Director Hu made her grand proclamation.



As for Jiang Bai—the overworked and underpaid employee staring at the massive responsibility dumped on him—he was pretty sure he just cracked a tooth biting into that metaphorical pie.



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Original Name: 胡桃拿我冲业绩

Author: 余溯



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