The Deadline Olympics

(Narrator: Hikaru Sano)

There are two kinds of people in the world:

1. Those who respect deadlines.

2. Me.

You see, deadlines aren't real until they're actively trying to ruin your life. Like an avalanche, they only matter when they're about to crush you. And right now? I'm standing at the bottom of the mountain, watching it come straight for me.

"How much have you written?" Miyuki asks, arms crossed.

I avoid eye contact. Always a bad sign. "Define 'written.'"

She narrows her eyes. "Define 'alive,' because if you don't have at least one chapter, I'm legally declaring you deceased."

I sigh and dramatically spin my laptop around. On the screen is my latest masterpiece:

Chapter 4

[Insert Words Here]

Miyuki doesn't speak. She just stares. Then she calmly pulls out her phone.

"...Who are you calling?" I ask.

"My therapist."

I groan, flopping onto my desk. "Miyuki, you have to understand. Creativity is a delicate process. You can't just force it."

"You also can't force me to sit here and watch you procrastinate again," she shoots back.

(Narrator switch: Miyuki Hoshino)

At this point, I've realized Hikaru operates on a self-made crisis system. He doesn't write because he wants to. He writes because he has to. The problem is, we haven't hit the "absolute desperation" stage yet.

Luckily, I know exactly how to speed up the process.

I pull up my email and start typing.

To: Editor-san

Subject: Hikaru's Progress Update!

I type two simple words:

"No progress."

I hover my finger over the send button. Hikaru's eyes widen in horror.

"You wouldn't dare."

I smirk. "Try me."

A tense silence fills the room. This is it. The ultimate game of chicken. Who will break first?

Hikaru stares at the screen. Then at me. Then back at the screen.

Then—pure panic. "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT—"

He lunges for his laptop and starts furiously typing like his life depends on it. Which, honestly, it kind of does.

I lean back, satisfied. "See? Deadlines are motivation."

(Narrator switch: Hikaru Sano)

So here I am, typing at lightning speed, fueled entirely by fear and spite. Miyuki just sits there, sipping her tea like some evil mastermind watching her plan unfold.

And you know what? It's working.

Damn it.