The Checkmate

(Narrator: Hikaru Sano)

I am in hell.

Not the fire-and-brimstone kind—no, this is so much worse.

This is the kind of hell where your childhood best friend is openly spying on you, smirking like she's orchestrating a grand scheme, while your assistant-slash-definitely-not-a-date companion is starting to look suspicious.

Miyuki sips her matcha latte, staring at me. "You look like you just realized your life is a poorly written sitcom."

"You have no idea," I mutter.

She leans forward, eyes narrowing slightly. "Hikaru…"

Oh no.

Oh no.

(Narrator switch: Miyuki Hoshino – Putting the pieces together)

Something isn't right.

Hikaru's been acting weird this whole time, but right now? He looks like a cornered animal.

I follow his gaze.

And that's when I see her.

Sakura.

Sitting outside. Grinning. Holding up her phone like she just sent a very important text.

Hikaru's entire body tenses. He subtly glances at his phone, then back at her.

Then back at his phone.

Then back at her.

Oh.

Oh.

"Wait a minute…" I say slowly. "You knew she was watching us?"

Hikaru flinches. Busted.

"*Hikaru.**" I repeat, in the exact tone someone uses when they just found out their best friend is a serial killer.

He swallows. "Okay, look, I—"

I hold up a hand. "No. No excuses. Let me just confirm something."

I turn and wave at Sakura.

Sakura waves back. Cheerfully.

I turn back to Hikaru. "*So. This wasn't just a 'friendly outing.' This was an *ambush.**"

(Narrator switch: Sakura Minami – The Wing Girl Wins Again™)

"AHA!" I whisper-yell into my straw. "The realization moment! The dramatic tension! This is peak rom-com storytelling!"

I watch as Miyuki slowly leans back in her chair, processing the betrayal.

I watch as Hikaru looks like he's reconsidering all his life choices.

And then, finally—

Miyuki bursts out laughing.

(Narrator switch: Hikaru Sano – Defeated.)

I blink. "You're… laughing?"

"Of course I'm laughing," she says between giggles. "This is ridiculous! I mean, I knew Sakura was up to something, but this? This is a full-on, scripted rom-com setup."

She wipes a tear from her eye, shaking her head. "God. You two are unbelievable."

I slump back in my chair. "So… you're not mad?"

She smirks. "Oh, I'm furious. But not for the reason you think."

I tense. "…Why, then?"

She leans in slightly, lowering her voice just enough to make my heart skip a beat.

"Because if this was a setup…" She takes a slow sip of her latte. "I didn't actually mind it."

…Wait.

WAIT.

I freeze, eyes wide. "Hold on. Are you saying—?"

She stands up. "Let's go, loverboy. We've got work to do."

And just like that, she walks out.

I sit there, stunned, staring at the empty space she left behind.

"Did she just—?"

(Narrator switch: Sakura Minami – Victory is Sweet)

I watch Miyuki leave.

I watch Hikaru sit there, completely stunned.

I grin.

Mission accomplished.

I stand up, stretching.

"And that, dear audience," I say, slinging my bag over my shoulder, "is how you push two oblivious idiots in the right direction."

I take one last sip of my latte, then stroll off, leaving Hikaru to his existential crisis.