(Narrator: Hikaru Sano)
It's the next day.
I have had exactly zero hours of peace since last night.
Why? Because every time I close my eyes, my brain replays that text from Miyuki in slow motion.
> Don't be late tomorrow. We have work to do, loverboy. ❤️
THE HEART.
WHY WAS THERE A HEART??
I have two options:
1. Assume it was just a joke and pretend like I'm not currently dying inside.
2. Assume it wasn't a joke and actually die inside.
I choose Option 3: Suffer in silence.
"Good morning," Miyuki says as I walk in, sipping her tea. Calm. Unbothered. A menace.
"Morning," I mutter, already avoiding eye contact.
She smirks. Oh no.
"Something wrong, loverboy?"
(Narrator switch: Miyuki Hoshino – Maximum Smug Mode Activated)
I have never seen Hikaru this flustered.
It's beautiful.
He's sitting at his desk, gripping his coffee cup like it's a life raft in a storm. His entire soul looks like it's trying to escape his body.
"So…" I say casually. "Did you sleep well?"
He chokes on his drink.
Oh, this is too easy.
"You seem distracted today, Hikaru," I continue, fully enjoying this. "Something on your mind?"
He refuses to look at me. "Nope. Nothing. Brain empty."
I hum. "That's a shame. Because I was thinking…" I set my tea down and tilt my head. "If yesterday really was a 'date'—"
"IT WASN'T," he blurts out instantly.
I grin. Checkmate.
(Narrator switch: Sakura Minami – Watching from the Shadows)
"Oho? What's this?"
I peek around the corner, silently observing my masterpiece.
Hikaru? Flustered.
Miyuki? Smug.
The romance? Slowly but surely unfolding.
"Excellent," I whisper to myself, taking notes. "This is just like Chapter 14 of 'Hopeless Idiots in Love.'"
I take a sip of my soda. "If they don't confess soon, I might have to escalate things."