Flustered Idiot Syndrome

(Narrator: Hikaru Sano)

It's the next day.

I have had exactly zero hours of peace since last night.

Why? Because every time I close my eyes, my brain replays that text from Miyuki in slow motion.

> Don't be late tomorrow. We have work to do, loverboy. ❤️

THE HEART.

WHY WAS THERE A HEART??

I have two options:

1. Assume it was just a joke and pretend like I'm not currently dying inside.

2. Assume it wasn't a joke and actually die inside.

I choose Option 3: Suffer in silence.

"Good morning," Miyuki says as I walk in, sipping her tea. Calm. Unbothered. A menace.

"Morning," I mutter, already avoiding eye contact.

She smirks. Oh no.

"Something wrong, loverboy?"

(Narrator switch: Miyuki Hoshino – Maximum Smug Mode Activated)

I have never seen Hikaru this flustered.

It's beautiful.

He's sitting at his desk, gripping his coffee cup like it's a life raft in a storm. His entire soul looks like it's trying to escape his body.

"So…" I say casually. "Did you sleep well?"

He chokes on his drink.

Oh, this is too easy.

"You seem distracted today, Hikaru," I continue, fully enjoying this. "Something on your mind?"

He refuses to look at me. "Nope. Nothing. Brain empty."

I hum. "That's a shame. Because I was thinking…" I set my tea down and tilt my head. "If yesterday really was a 'date'—"

"IT WASN'T," he blurts out instantly.

I grin. Checkmate.

(Narrator switch: Sakura Minami – Watching from the Shadows)

"Oho? What's this?"

I peek around the corner, silently observing my masterpiece.

Hikaru? Flustered.

Miyuki? Smug.

The romance? Slowly but surely unfolding.

"Excellent," I whisper to myself, taking notes. "This is just like Chapter 14 of 'Hopeless Idiots in Love.'"

I take a sip of my soda. "If they don't confess soon, I might have to escalate things."