ThezytheReborn

Look, I didn’t ask to be reincarnated.

And I definitely didn’t ask to be the early-game villain in some dumb otome game.

But here I am—Leon Aster, the guy who’s supposed to get his a** kicked by the heroine before the story even really starts.

Yeah, no. F*ck that.

I bailed before the plot could kill me, planning to live a quiet, stress-free life. But now?

✔ A god is watching me for entertainment.
✔ A talking sword won’t shut up.
✔ The strongest villainess in the game is on a one-way trip to going insane.
✔ And my system keeps throwing me into life-or-death quests I never signed up for.

I just wanted to relax.

Instead, I’m over here saving the world, one bad decision at a time.

Because if I have to suffer through this stupid otome game—

I might as well make it fun.

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This novel is full of profanity so if you don't like cursing then ignore this one.

Screw you Otome Game!I'm outta here!

After my unexpected conversation with the princess, I decided to ignore it completely and get back to what actually mattered.

So, naturally, I found myself back in the dungeon outside the city, cutting through monsters like they were training dummies.

The sword hummed. "You know, you're actually getting decent at this."

I smirked, slashing through a wolf monster in one swing. "'Decent?' I'm f*cking amazing."

After weeks of fighting, dodging, and nearly dying, I could feel the difference.

✔ My strength had grown enough to crush a goblin's skull with my bare hands.

And Then… The System F*cks Everything Up

I had just finished clearing a group of monsters when suddenly—

A bright blue screen popped up in my vision.

I squinted. "…The f*ck is this?"

The sword sounded just as confused. "Wait. You have a system?"

I sighed. "Oh, great. Now I have to explain this sh*t."

I kept my eyes on the glowing text. "Yeah. Ever since I got thrown into this world, I've had something like a game system."

The sword hummed. "Huh. Wish I had one of those when I was still a person."

"But this is new. I've never gotten an actual quest before."

The First Quest – What the Hell Does It Mean?

I tapped the floating screen, trying to get more details.

✔ Just a vague a quest with no clear goal.

I frowned. "How the hell am I supposed to complete something when I don't even know what it is?"

The sword snorted. "Welcome to life, dumbass."

I sighed, closing the screen. "Whatever. If it's important, I'll figure it out later."

I had monsters to farm and stats to grind.

This wasn't something I could ignore forever.

And when the system finally decided to reveal what the quest actually was—

I had a bad feeling it was going to f*ck up all my plans.

Chapter 24 – Farming Monsters, Getting Stronger… and What the Fck is This Quest?