Screw you Otome Game!I'm outta here!
Look, I didn’t ask to be reincarnated.
And I definitely didn’t ask to be the early-game villain in some dumb otome game.
But here I am—Leon Aster, the guy who’s supposed to get his a** kicked by the heroine before the story even really starts.
Yeah, no. F*ck that.
I bailed before the plot could kill me, planning to live a quiet, stress-free life. But now?
✔ A god is watching me for entertainment.
✔ A talking sword won’t shut up.
✔ The strongest villainess in the game is on a one-way trip to going insane.
✔ And my system keeps throwing me into life-or-death quests I never signed up for.
I just wanted to relax.
Instead, I’m over here saving the world, one bad decision at a time.
Because if I have to suffer through this stupid otome game—
I might as well make it fun.
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This novel is full of profanity so if you don't like cursing then ignore this one.
Author's here. Alright, listen up. I made this novel because I was hella bored and had nothing better to do. This is not a serious project—I was just messing around. But then I found out I can’t delete a novel. So, uh… yeah. Now we’re stuck with it. If you’re enjoying this chaotic nonsense, cool. If not, well, I can’t delete it anyway, so whatever. BUT! If you want to read something I actually put effort into, check out my other novel: "The God Threw Us in a Dungeon." That one? Way better. Alright, that’s it. Carry on.