ThezytheReborn

Look, I didn’t ask to be reincarnated.

And I definitely didn’t ask to be the early-game villain in some dumb otome game.

But here I am—Leon Aster, the guy who’s supposed to get his a** kicked by the heroine before the story even really starts.

Yeah, no. F*ck that.

I bailed before the plot could kill me, planning to live a quiet, stress-free life. But now?

✔ A god is watching me for entertainment.
✔ A talking sword won’t shut up.
✔ The strongest villainess in the game is on a one-way trip to going insane.
✔ And my system keeps throwing me into life-or-death quests I never signed up for.

I just wanted to relax.

Instead, I’m over here saving the world, one bad decision at a time.

Because if I have to suffer through this stupid otome game—

I might as well make it fun.

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This novel is full of profanity so if you don't like cursing then ignore this one.

Screw you Otome Game!I'm outta here!

The Academy Dungeon Event – AKA, A Huge F*cking Problem

"All students will be participating in the annual Academy Dungeon Expedition. Form your teams and prepare accordingly."

I clicked my tongue. "Oh, f*ck off."

Because I knew exactly what this was.

✔ Students had to form teams and explore the lower floors.

✔ In the game, a demon or high-level monster would appear.

✔ The heroine was supposed to barely win.

Which meant this whole event could turn into a bloodbath.

Forming a Team (Not That I Had a Choice)

I wasn't about to team up with some arrogant noble a who thought he was the main character.

So, naturally, I turned to the nerd girl.

She flinched when I walked up to her. "W-Wha—"

I smirked. "Yo. We're teaming up."

She blinked rapidly. "T-Teaming…?"

"Yeah. I need a magic expert, and you need someone who can actually fight. Works out, right?"

She hesitated… but nodded. "O-Okay…"

A random guy walked up. "Hey, you two need a third?"

And just like that, our team was set.

Entering the Dungeon – Everything Goes to Sh*t

The dungeon was a massive underground labyrinth, filled with monsters and traps.

✔ Students fought weak monsters.

✔ Some nobles acted cocky as hell.

✔ Seria and her group took the lead.

A scream echoed through the halls.

And suddenly—everything went to sh*t.

The Demon Appears – And Starts Slaughtering People

A massive, jet-black demon with glowing red eyes stepped forward.

A student barely had time to scream before the demon ripped him in half.

Blood splattered across the stone walls.

The other students panicked instantly.

✔ Some tried to fight—and got torn apart.

I exhaled sharply. "Well. That escalated quickly."

The nerd girl was trembling beside me.

The random guy looked like he was about to piss himself.

She stepped forward, gripping her sword.

I muttered under my breath. "Yeah, good f*cking luck with that."

Seria Fights – And Barely Does Anything

Seria charged at the demon, slashing at its chest.

Seria staggered back, eyes wide. "W-What?!"

Then it swiped its claws—sending her flying into a stone wall.

She hit the ground hard, coughing up blood.

The other students watched in horror.

Because at that moment, they all realized—

Seria wasn't strong enough to win.

"Weak. Pathetic. More lambs to the slaughter."

I clenched my jaw. "Tch. F*cking hell."

I couldn't just let this thing massacre everyone.

But I also couldn't let Seria or the others see me bite it.

Figuring Out a Plan – How the F*ck Do I Hide This?

If I fought normally, I wouldn't be able to match it.

If I bit it in front of everyone, questions would start flying.

I needed to attack, hide, bite, and power up before anyone noticed.

I exhaled sharply, rolling my shoulders.

"Alright. Time to work some f*cking magic."

"Cover me with a distraction spell."

She hesitated—then quickly chanted.

A burst of blinding light filled the dungeon.

The demon growled, momentarily disoriented.

Final Thought – Time to Even the Playing Field

It wouldn't stand a f*cking chance.

Chapter 33 – A Dungeon, A Demon, and A Whole Lot of Bullshit