ThezytheReborn

Look, I didn’t ask to be reincarnated.

And I definitely didn’t ask to be the early-game villain in some dumb otome game.

But here I am—Leon Aster, the guy who’s supposed to get his a** kicked by the heroine before the story even really starts.

Yeah, no. F*ck that.

I bailed before the plot could kill me, planning to live a quiet, stress-free life. But now?

✔ A god is watching me for entertainment.
✔ A talking sword won’t shut up.
✔ The strongest villainess in the game is on a one-way trip to going insane.
✔ And my system keeps throwing me into life-or-death quests I never signed up for.

I just wanted to relax.

Instead, I’m over here saving the world, one bad decision at a time.

Because if I have to suffer through this stupid otome game—

I might as well make it fun.

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This novel is full of profanity so if you don't like cursing then ignore this one.

Screw you Otome Game!I'm outta here!

Where the Hell Was That Item Again?

I leaned against my bed, arms crossed, trying to remember the details.

In the game, there was an overpowered artifact hidden around this time.

✔ A town known for using monsters as weapons.

✔ A place full of myths and strange legends.

✔ A long, tedious journey to get there.

I sighed. "Oh. That f*cking place."

Heading to the Town of Living Weapons

It was a place where hunters, mercenaries, and warlords gathered.

✔ They captured monsters and turned them into weapons.

✔ They experimented on creatures for power.

✔ Their streets were filled with old myths about 'forbidden relics.'

And somewhere in that mess of insanity was my target.

A one-of-a-kind artifact that was never fully explained in the game.

I smirked. "Alright. Guess I know where I'm going."

Packing Up – Time for a Long Ride

With how ridiculously far this place was, I needed to travel fast.

"Oi, Horse. We're going on a trip."

I rolled my eyes. "Don't give me that attitude. You literally do nothing all day."

It flicked its tail and looked away.

Even my f*cking horse had an attitude.

✔ Enough food to last the journey.

✔ Money for supplies along the way.

I tightened the straps on my bag and swung myself onto the saddle.

Final Thought – This Better Be Worth It

✔ I had the entire vacation to make the trip.

✔ No one would suspect a thing—hopefully.

✔ And at the end of this? A power no one else could steal.

"Let's see what this so-called 'living artifact' really is."

The sword hummed in my head. "Oh, this is gonna be fun."

I rolled my eyes. "For me or for you?"

With a sharp pull on the reins, my horse galloped forward—toward my next adventure.

Chapter 38 – A Long Journey for a Hidden Power