I am in an alternate universe
Naruko took the seat in front of her as she looked at the sleeping fox.
"You are early." the deep voice of the nine tails echoed through the mindscape.
"...You were jacking off while I was bathing, weren't you ?" Naruko asked, annoyed.
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I am in an alternate universe
With the help of Senrigan, I have collected a lot of knowledge about the shinobi world in the past 5 years. And all of this knowledge helped me recognize that I was in an alternate Naruto universe. I mean it was obvious considering I was supposed to be the protagonist and a blonde obnoxious, loud, attention-whore boy, with an inbuilt S ranked jutsu called talk no Jutsu.
But I was a girl with a cheat system to help me survive this world. A system which is called the Villainess system.
The first major difference in this world that I found out was that the tailed beasts also have genders and they can have sex.
It wouldn't have been a problem. Or at least that's what I had thought. According to Kurama, the nine tailed demon fox, originally among all the tailed beasts, only Son-goku, the four tails who used to have sex. He practically created the entire monkey clan that was later allied with the Sarutobi clan.
Originally, Kurama was also a virgin, male fox beast. But after seeing Mito and Kushina in action, the pure fox has turned perverted.
It was the main reason why I wanted Kurama out of my body. In my opinion, the power he would give me in exchange for living inside my body, is not worth being watched lustfully by a freaking tailed beast. Of course, I have also considered the fact that lust is considered as a negative emotion and the system gives me a lot of villain points from the fox alone.
So I had mixed feelings about the situation.
"As I told you before. As long as you lift this seal and let me out for once, I will remain inside you without causing trouble and without peeping." The fox replied to my earlier accusation about watching me and jacking off when I was taking a bath.
"You know, you are really lucky that the FBI doesn't exist in this world." I commented while shaking my head.
"Even if they existed, what could they do to me ? Would those puny humans charge me for being a pedophile fox ? Hmph ! Not that it could affect me in any way. I am already inside a jail without committing a crime. So what if I commit a crime, huh ?" Kurama said, snorting at me.
"Now that you put it in that way, you are right….." I couldn't help but shudder under the gaze of the fox. So I decided to change the topic.
"Anyway, I am going to interfere with that eye thief's plan, and I need your assistance." I told the fox.
"I am happy to help." Kurama replied immediately with his signature fox-grin on his face.
"And don't even think about using my clone for that." I warned the fox. By his help, I meant him taking over the control of my body temporarily. Of course in my every Revenge plan I wouldn't let my main body be involved. Especially in the one with high risk included. So I had created a couple of seals that would help me conveniently do things and erase evidence before anyone finds out. One of these seals allowed Kurama to take over my main body and act as innocent as possible in front of the others. Surprisingly, Kurama, despite being very prideful, was a good trickster. On the other hand my main consciousness will be focused in a reinforced Shadow clone through which I would do all of my dirty work.
But last time, while I was busy plotting the Civil War of the Uchiha clan, the fox was trying to 'play' with my body.
Unfortunately, unlike the people in the outside world, I could do nothing to punish the fox. On that day I understood why the first dictator Hashirama had said, 'Nine tails, your power is too great.'
"I wouldn't dare. And besides I would rather see you in action rather than jacking off while watching your body play with itself." The fox smirked.
"*Sigh* I guess that's it then. I will be going now." I told the fox as I exited my own mindscape.
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"Hey Naruko, why don't you come and play with us ?" A boisterous voice called out to me from behind.
Even without turning around, I knew who it was. Sometimes I was forced to think that Kiba and his lackeys have grown some kind of fetish of getting beaten and humiliated by me.
I was taking a walk through the marketplace, which was my daily activity of collecting points. By reminding people of my existence and collecting their negative emotions I earn my villain points without doing any hard work. Although the amount was small, I was not someone who would complain since Ocean is built with drops of water. It was my regular activity. And during this activity if any poor soul gets over confident and steps out of his boundary of thinking bad things about me, then of course I retaliate in various kinds of creative ways and earn even more villain points. There is a lot of time left before I will have to go to bully an old man and a young guy. So I decided to take a walk through the marketplace, minding my own business.
But since the dog breath is trying to donate me some points I will of course respect his generosity and take as much as I can.
The history between me and Kiba was not that good. Around 3 years ago, I met the boy first. He had his own group in the Academy who usually used to bully many civilian children. But since he was from a Clan, no one dared to retaliate.
At first, they used to target my red hair and make fun of it. Which was lame considering it was not even giving me many villain points. But after I beat the crap out of one of his gang members during a sparring class, he decided to target me, and invited me to play with them. Since I had to maintain the persona of the miserable Jinjuriki, I went along. But the brats turned out to be more sinful than I had thought. They even dared to damage my dress so badly that I had no choice but to dump it.
Of course back then, I was not as strong as now. But I didn't need kage level strength to fight a couple of snot nosed academy brats.
The day after he invited me to play, Kiba was admitted to hospital with his ass getting targeted by a chakra enhanced thousand years of death. All of the other members of his gang met the same fate.
I had hoped that the poor soul would understand after being unable to sit or to take a dump for an entire month. The civilian even took more than a month to recover.
But the poor bastard came back as soon as he recovered. He even brought new gang members with him.
That time I left him hanging in the middle of the village, butt naked, with a huge pole shoved into his ass. The entire Inuzuka clan went on strike demanding to catch the culprit. But since they didn't have any proof or didn't know who did it, they could only wipe their tears and greet their teeth.
After that incident I found my major weakness. I could never predict the thought process of an idiot. Kiba came back a third time with new goons. But by that time I had already gained enough points to buy the Fuinjutsu grandmaster skill.
If it would have been any other day then I would have played along and gained some villain points for bullying kids. But today I didn't have any plan to engage in prolonged pranks. With a subtle shift of my foot invisible readymade explosive seals moved through the ground.
On the other hand, I turned around to face the idiots and keep them engaged until the seal reached their bodies.
"He-hello, Ki-Kiba san, do you ne-need anything ?" I remained perfectly in my character.
"Ha, we are playing a new game, Tomato. How about you join us ? We will have a lot of fun" The way the dog breath said it, made it sound a lot more lewd than it actually was. I was already angry that Kurama was breaching my privacy earlier. So I didn't mind venting some frustration.
After the seal reached near the boys, it split apart and climbed up onto their legs.
"Ki-Kiba san, yo-you wouldn't spa-spank me like the last time, would you ?" At that moment, the attention of almost all of the people around the area were on us. While I was getting a steady stream of villain points from the hate of the people, Kiba and his little group were also getting a couple of nasty glares from some young women.
Since we had a lot of attention, it was the perfect time to put the end to the act.
"Ha ! Why are you so afraid ? It is not like-"
*Boom* *Boom* *Boom* *Boom* *Boom* *Boom*
Six small explosions occurred at specific spots inside the pants of the little boys. This is a very low level explosive seal that I call ass-plosion.
"Ayyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeee !"
The six of them simultaneously flew into the air like rockets, with fire coming out from their asses.
Every single person present there was horrified and was reminded again of the severe consequences they would face when they cross the line. Most of them unknowingly clenched their asses while some event tried to protect their butt with their hands.
//*Ding*
You have received 500 villain points for bullying a kid * 6
You have received 1000 villain points for bullying a cute puppy.
You have received 6000 villain points for scaring away the public.
Total points gained, 10000.
Hearing the notification I smiled with satisfaction. Looking at the children lying on the ground with their smoking hot ass pointing to the air, I suppressed my smile and went back to my character of a timid girl.
10000 points was a good haul. It was more than enough to fill today's cota. Then again I will have to go to bully an old man.
Feeling giddy, I returned to my apartment to prepare for the main event.
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Next chapter: Hiruzen's observation
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