10000 points was a good haul. It was more than enough to fill today's cota. Then again I will have to go to bully an old man.
Feeling giddy, I returned to my apartment to prepare for the main event.
…
Hiruzen's observation
"*Giggle* *Giggle*
This is peak. I have to admit ! If not for those damn Uchihas giving me headaches, I would rather spend my entire day reading this masterpiece ! Letting Danzo handle the matter might not be the right decision but it was the right choice for me.
I wonder when the next volume will be released." A perverted old man giggled like a degenerate while reading the current volume of 'My little princess'.
Of course the perverted old man was none other than the third hokage of the hidden leaf village. After casually giving the death sentence to his loyal subordinate, Hiruzen was reading a top tier cultural novel.
Despite being a dictator, Hiruzen Sarutobi was a cultural gentleman. So ditching his paperworks and other works and reading some top tier cultural novel during office hours was his prime responsibility.
Of course like every other successful Naruto transmigrator, Naruko had taken full advantage of the perverts of this world and had created 'My little princess', a light novel, which was a hentai version of 'Akatsuki no yona'. While Jiraiya's Icha-Icha series used to be the best seller a year ago, 'my little princess' has left it in the dust after its release. There was a major problem with Jiraiya's cultural literature. Apart from lack of creativity while writing smut, he was also focused on writing a proper engaging plot. But Naruko didn't have to worry about that. She already had a good plot. So she focused all her creativity writing about exploring some really forbidden parts that no one has ever done. From bondages to NTR, everything was included. As a result, all types of readers were attracted to the series. As a result, only within a month of its release, it became a bestseller surpassing even the Icha-Icha Paradise.
*Knock* *knock*
Suddenly hearing the knocking sound on his office door, Hiruzen was startled. He suddenly threw the book he was holding to the air before trying to catch it up as fast as possible. Unfortunately for him, during his attempt, one of the legs of the chair he was sitting on, couldn't take his load anymore and cracked from the strain. As a result it got imbalanced and Hiruzen started falling just when he caught the book in his hand.
Despite being a seasoned shinobi, and the so-called professor of ninjutsu, at that moment the balance of his body was too off.
*Crash* As a result, the old man fell onto his back.
After quickly getting up he immediately adjusted the chair using Earth style Chakra manipulation and put the book into his secret drawer.
"Come in."
As the door opened a purple haired woman with exceptionally thick thighs and a cat mask entered the office.
"Hokage sama, it is Uzumaki Naruko and Kiba Inuzuka again."
"*Sigh* What happened this time ?" Hiruzen asked the Cat, a masked Anbu.
"The usual, and this time it was small explosions. And no, we didn't find any evidence against her." Yugao reported to the old man.
"I am getting too old for this shit…. But I guess I should pay her a visit. It has been two months since I last visited her." Hiruzen spoke tiredly.
He didn't know how in the world a 9 year old who was not even shinobi was doing so many things without anyone's notice. He had a lot of speculation. But he had no proof. Interrogating the young Jinjuriki was out of the question , especially with her timid personality. And if she is truly harmless then it would only deteriorate her confidence, making her even more useless. Secret mind fucking was also out of question considering the tailed beast sealed inside her would fuck the mind fucker before they fuck her mind.
Since even deploying a Hyuga had not given any satisfactory results, Hiruzen had no choice but to give up. The status of Jinjuriki provided Naruto automatic protection from the village itself. While it was true that the village is like a jail for her, it was also true that no one inside the jail would be able to mess with her. So far Naruko has caused a lot of chaos that can be considered as extreme pranks. With the help of Senrigan, she had avoided being suspected for any major crime like killing the villagers or leaving the village.
So with no other choice, Hiruzen could only stop antagonizing her directly.
He still remembered the nightmare that happened after Kumo was forced to sign the peace treaty.
He didn't know how in the world that itching seal appeared on his body. But it turned his condition so severe that for a day he had seriously considered leaving his hokage position forever.
The itching finally stopped when he found a random suggestion letter about providing the nine tails jinjuriki with better lodging.
That was the first time Hiruzen suspected that Kushina's soul might have been revived and was causing trouble.
Otherwise how could an Academy student create a seal so complex that even he wouldn't be able to figure out how to unravel it in the first place.
Of course the itching finally stopped when he provided Naruko Uzumaki with a high end luxurious apartment near the hokage tower.
After that incident, Hiruzen had actively tried to avoid any conflict with Naruko and was leading a happy life. Unfortunately there were many idiots in the village who didn't understand how dangerous her presence was. And they were constantly suffering for their deeds. Hiruzen was a wise man. So he had always avoided any direct participation that deals with the name Naruko Uzumaki.
Getting up from the chair, Hiruzen turned to Yugao. Quickly writing a letter, he pulled out the stamp from his drawer and stamped the paper before handing it over to Yugao.
"Show this to the accountant and withdraw money. Buy a lot of dresses and other gifts that a girl would like and bring them to the front door of the apartment of Uzumaki Naruko." Hiruzen dismissed the Anbu and took his hokage hat to take a walk in the village. His favourite my little princess could wait for now. While it was important, avoiding a crisis was even more important.
And to avoid the crisis, Hiruzen remained on the good side of Uzumaki Naruko.
Taking a leisurely walk in the village, Hiruzen observed the villagers while keeping an eye on potential peeping targets. Soon he reached Ichiraku ramen and decided to pack a few bowls of ramen to please the Jinjuriki.
After taking a roundabout walk through the marketplace of the village, Hiruzen finally reached in front of Naruko's apartment.
Yugao was already there holding a lot of gift bags.
*Knock* *Knock*
Around half a minute after he knocked at the door, the door finally opened.
And Hiruzen was greeted with a scowl-faced Naruko.
Hiruzen immediately remembered the terrible visit he had two months ago when Naruko was experiencing the time of her month for the first time.
Hiruzen mentally gulped. When Naruko has red eyes, it means trouble. It was not easy to deal with Naruko's mood swings.
So he immediately made up his mind to deliver the gifts and run away as soon as possible.
"Grandpa hokage…."
"How have you been, Naruko chan ? Forgive this old man. I have been very busy. Infact I already have a meeting scheduled in 15 minutes. I will come to your house another day. For now, I have brought you some gifts and here are your monthly allowances." Hiruzen spoke hurriedly in one breath as he dumped all the gift bags and a couple of bundles of ryos on Naruko.
"Now then grandpa will take his leave." Hiruzen immediately used body flicker jutsu to get away with his speed that would put the fourth and the second hokage to shame.
Around 2 months ago, Hiruzen saw Naruko's changing eye colour for the first time. Her usual blue eyes had turned bright red with a black slit.
At first he thought that the influence of the nine tails was taking over her. Especially with the deadly soup that gave him a deadly stomach ache for an entire week. But after a medical check up he found out that her mood swings due to her period was the cause of his misery.
As a result, Hiruzen didn't dare to stick with Naruko for a moment when he saw the red eyes.
…
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