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Zhuge Lan brought the [Emotion Value System] and made a great name for himself in Douluo!
Because his soul skills are too strange, he knelt down and cried when he was banned.
100% of the time, his sword was caught with bare hands: Kneel down, you little jerk!
The Eye of the Sage: Whoever you stare at will get pregnant and give birth in one hour!
Hateful Curse: If you hit me, you will have diarrhea, and if you hit me again, you will have dysmenorrhea!
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Tang San: Kneel down first when you meet him, and you will have dysmenorrhea if you hit him! Is this person poisonous?!
Tang Hao: I punched him to vent my anger on my son, and he had diarrhea so much that he couldn't raise his head for the rest of his life!
Zhu Zhuqing: Lan is so handsome, I don't understand why you are afraid?
Qian Renxue: You have seen my true female form for a long time, and you are still arm in arm with me?
A certain extra: The blue devil is coming, run away! ! !
This story is hilarious! Rarely does a story make me laugh out loud, this one does. The Humor is priceless, and the MC cracs jokes every two lines. Not reading this will be your loss.
This has a couple hundred chapters, I post 3/day here, 6-10/day on patreon. Pure comedy and trolling fic, maximum Tang San bash