The first thing I learned about my new life in the fantasy realm? Elves are *fast*. Like, "I-blinked-and-she's-already-halfway-up-a-tree" fast. Lyra, my silver-haired, pointy-eared guide, was currently scaling a massive oak like it was a ladder, leaving me huffing and puffing on the ground like a guy who'd just run a marathon. Which, to be fair, I basically had.
"Come on, Leo!" she called down, her voice dripping with amusement. "You're slower than a sloth with a sprained ankle!"
"Yeah, well," I wheezed, clutching my knees, "maybe if I had elf legs instead of these glorified toothpicks, I'd keep up!"
She laughed, a sound so melodic it made me forget how much my lungs were burning. "Humans," she said, shaking her head. "So fragile. So whiny."
"Hey, I'm not whiny!" I protested. "I'm just… vocally expressing my discomfort. There's a difference."
Lyra hopped down from the tree, landing gracefully in front of me. "You're funny," she said, grinning. "I like that."
"Thanks," I said, trying to sound cool and failing miserably. "I've been told I have a great sense of humor. Mostly by my mom, but still."
She tilted her head, studying me with those piercing blue eyes. "What's a 'mom'?"
Oh, right. Fantasy world. No moms here. Just… I don't know, mystical forest spirits or something. "Uh, never mind," I said quickly. "So, what's the plan? You're not going to leave me here to get eaten by a bear, are you?"
"Bears?" Lyra looked confused. "Oh, you mean the giant furballs with claws? Don't worry, they're harmless. Unless you poke them. Then they'll rip your face off."
"Great," I muttered. "Just great."
Before I could ask any more questions, a loud growl echoed through the forest. Lyra's ears twitched, and she spun around, her bow already in hand. "Stay behind me," she said, her voice suddenly serious.
"Uh, yeah, no problem," I said, ducking behind her like a coward. "You're the expert here."
Out of the bushes emerged… well, I'm not sure what it was. It looked like a cross between a wolf and a porcupine, with glowing red eyes and quills the size of my forearm. It snarled, baring teeth that could probably chew through steel.
"What the hell is that?" I whispered, my voice trembling.
"A Quillfang," Lyra said, not taking her eyes off the creature. "Nasty things. They hunt in packs."
"Packs?" I squeaked. "As in, more than one?"
As if on cue, three more Quillfangs emerged from the shadows, their eyes locked on us. Lyra nocked an arrow, her movements smooth and practiced. "Stay close," she said. "And try not to die."
"Try not to die?" I repeated. "That's your plan?!"
She smirked. "You got a better one?"
Before I could answer, the first Quillfang lunged. Lyra's arrow flew, striking it square in the chest. It let out a yelp and collapsed, but the other three were already charging. Lyra fired again, taking down a second one, but the remaining two were too fast.
"Leo, move!" she shouted, shoving me out of the way as one of the creatures pounced. I hit the ground hard, my head spinning, but I didn't have time to recover. The second Quillfang was coming straight for me, its jaws wide open.
Panic surged through me, and I did the only thing I could think of: I grabbed a rock and threw it. To my surprise, it hit the creature right between the eyes, stunning it long enough for Lyra to finish it off with another arrow.
For a moment, there was silence. Then Lyra turned to me, her expression a mix of amusement and disbelief. "You threw a rock?"
"Hey, it worked, didn't it?" I said defensively, brushing dirt off my tunic. "I'm not exactly equipped for hand-to-hand combat here."
She laughed, shaking her head. "You're full of surprises, Leo."
"Yeah, well," I said, grinning despite myself, "stick with me, and you'll see a lot more where that came from."
As we continued through the forest, I couldn't help but notice how Lyra's smile made my stomach do weird flips. Maybe it was the adrenaline. Or maybe it was the fact that she'd just saved my life. Either way, I was starting to think this whole "second life" thing might not be so bad after all.
**SYSTEM NOTIFICATION: QUEST COMPLETE – "SURVIVE YOUR FIRST DAY IN THE FANTASY REALM."**
**REWARD: 100 XP, "ROCK THROWER" TITLE (INCREASES THROWING ACCURACY BY 10%).**
"Rock Thrower?" I muttered. "Seriously?"
Lyra glanced at me. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing," I said, sighing. "Just… the system's mocking me."
She laughed again, and this time, I decided I didn't mind being the butt of the joke. Not if it meant hearing that laugh.
Little did I know, this was just the beginning of my adventures—and my growing feelings for the elf who'd somehow become my partner in chaos.
The first thing I learned about my new life in the fantasy realm? Elves are *fast*. Like, "I-blinked-and-she's-already-halfway-up-a-tree" fast. Lyra, my silver-haired, pointy-eared guide, was currently scaling a massive oak like it was a ladder, leaving me huffing and puffing on the ground like a guy who'd just run a marathon. Which, to be fair, I basically had.
"Come on, Leo!" she called down, her voice dripping with amusement. "You're slower than a sloth with a sprained ankle!"
"Yeah, well," I wheezed, clutching my knees, "maybe if I had elf legs instead of these glorified toothpicks, I'd keep up!"
She laughed, a sound so melodic it made me forget how much my lungs were burning. "Humans," she said, shaking her head. "So fragile. So whiny."
"Hey, I'm not whiny!" I protested. "I'm just… vocally expressing my discomfort. There's a difference."
Lyra hopped down from the tree, landing gracefully in front of me. "You're funny," she said, grinning. "I like that."
"Thanks," I said, trying to sound cool and failing miserably. "I've been told I have a great sense of humor. Mostly by my mom, but still."
She tilted her head, studying me with those piercing blue eyes. "What's a 'mom'?"
Oh, right. Fantasy world. No moms here. Just… I don't know, mystical forest spirits or something. "Uh, never mind," I said quickly. "So, what's the plan? You're not going to leave me here to get eaten by a bear, are you?"
"Bears?" Lyra looked confused. "Oh, you mean the giant furballs with claws? Don't worry, they're harmless. Unless you poke them. Then they'll rip your face off."
"Great," I muttered. "Just great."
Before I could ask any more questions, a loud growl echoed through the forest. Lyra's ears twitched, and she spun around, her bow already in hand. "Stay behind me," she said, her voice suddenly serious.
"Uh, yeah, no problem," I said, ducking behind her like a coward. "You're the expert here."
Out of the bushes emerged… well, I'm not sure what it was. It looked like a cross between a wolf and a porcupine, with glowing red eyes and quills the size of my forearm. It snarled, baring teeth that could probably chew through steel.
"What the hell is that?" I whispered, my voice trembling.
"A Quillfang," Lyra said, not taking her eyes off the creature. "Nasty things. They hunt in packs."
"Packs?" I squeaked. "As in, more than one?"
As if on cue, three more Quillfangs emerged from the shadows, their eyes locked on us. Lyra nocked an arrow, her movements smooth and practiced. "Stay close," she said. "And try not to die."
"Try not to die?" I repeated. "That's your plan?!"
She smirked. "You got a better one?"
Before I could answer, the first Quillfang lunged. Lyra's arrow flew, striking it square in the chest. It let out a yelp and collapsed, but the other three were already charging. Lyra fired again, taking down a second one, but the remaining two were too fast.
"Leo, move!" she shouted, shoving me out of the way as one of the creatures pounced. I hit the ground hard, my head spinning, but I didn't have time to recover. The second Quillfang was coming straight for me, its jaws wide open.
Panic surged through me, and I did the only thing I could think of: I grabbed a rock and threw it. To my surprise, it hit the creature right between the eyes, stunning it long enough for Lyra to finish it off with another arrow.
For a moment, there was silence. Then Lyra turned to me, her expression a mix of amusement and disbelief. "You threw a rock?"
"Hey, it worked, didn't it?" I said defensively, brushing dirt off my tunic. "I'm not exactly equipped for hand-to-hand combat here."
She laughed, shaking her head. "You're full of surprises, Leo."
"Yeah, well," I said, grinning despite myself, "stick with me, and you'll see a lot more where that came from."
As we continued through the forest, I couldn't help but notice how Lyra's smile made my stomach do weird flips. Maybe it was the adrenaline. Or maybe it was the fact that she'd just saved my life. Either way, I was starting to think this whole "second life" thing might not be so bad after all.
**SYSTEM NOTIFICATION: QUEST COMPLETE – "SURVIVE YOUR FIRST DAY IN THE FANTASY REALM."**
**REWARD: 100 XP, "ROCK THROWER" TITLE (INCREASES THROWING ACCURACY BY 10%).**
"Rock Thrower?" I muttered. "Seriously?"
Lyra glanced at me. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing," I said, sighing. "Just… the system's mocking me."
She laughed again, and this time, I decided I didn't mind being the butt of the joke. Not if it meant hearing that laugh.
Little did I know, this was just the beginning of my adventures—and my growing feelings for the elf who'd somehow become my partner in chaos.