Chapter 28: Fat Fuck Throws 

Chapter 28: Fat Fuck Throws 

I could feel the tension building as the remaining Chunin regrouped, well, they tried to regroup.

 My body was still burning from the strain of the Third Gate, but I had no time to waste. Sasuke, Yuki, and Geppo were still caught in the middle of the battlefield, surrounded by the enemy. 

Without wasting another second, I jumped high into the air, my muscles screaming in protest as I shot upwards. 

Mid-flight, I activated Body Flicker Jutsu and Shadow Clone Jutsu, sending multiple clones in different directions to mislead the enemy. 

The real me vanished in an instant, and my clones scattered, creating confusion and drawing their attention. 

I could already hear the sounds of them scrambling, trying to figure out where I went.

As I reached the peak of my jump, I used the clones to move Sasuke, Yuki, and Geppo out of harm's way. 

They didn't even realize it—they thought they were still surrounded by the enemy. But my clones were swift, pulling them out of the fray as I took the fight to the next level.

I was done playing around.

I could feel my chakra building, my body pushed to its limits, but it was worth it. 

I slammed my palms together and unleashed Flashflood Surge. 

Funfact, just like the 2nd Hokage Tobirama, I could use Water Style Ninjutsu without having water near me.

Perks of my Bloodline.

Water exploded from my body, more violent than a monsoon, sweeping everything in its path. 

The sheer power of it tore through the landscape, knocking trees over and drowning anyone in its way.

The remaining Chunin had no time to react—before they could even register what was happening, the torrent was upon them. 

The water surged with an unstoppable force, crashing into them, drowning them under its fury. I didn't hold back. 

The jutsu tore through everything, leaving nothing but destruction in its wake.

As the water began to recede, the battlefield was silent. Nothing but the broken remains of the enemy remained, washed away by the force of my attack.

I landed on the ground, panting heavily, my body aching from the strain, but I didn't care. It was done.

I looked over at Sasuke, Yuki, and Geppo. Sasuke was still standing there, eyes wide in disbelief, trying to comprehend what just happened. 

Yuki was the same, still processing the sheer speed and power that had just been unleashed.

I exhaled, trying to steady my breath. "Let's move. We've got a report to give."

I also definitely needed to complain about this Fat asshole!

…

"You fat fuck!" Yuki shouted when he realized he wouldn't die. He had to use both his hands to hold the fatties body in the air.

"What the hell did you do!" Yuki asked.

Sasuke himself was still analyzing the battlefield and didn't ask anything.

"What do you mean?" Geppo tried to feign ignorance, as he pointed his finger at me, "It was that bastard, he did it!"

"Oh yeah? What did he do?"

"He…he was obviously in cahoots with the enemy, this whole thing was a ploy so that he can get closer to the high ranking Shinobi!" Geppo said, acting as if had figured it all out.

"What an idiot." Sasuke scoffed as he stood up and walked towards one of the many craters formed during my rampage.

I myself was staring at him in disbelief as my Shadow Clones continued to clean the scene.

Sasuke then picked up the Blue Haired woman I had left alive, apparently she was a Jounin rank shinobi, and I knew this because the system awarded me more EXP for defeating her.

(Authors note: Defeating and Killing earn the same EXP, but this cannot be exploited as a glitch. You cannot earn EXP from fighting allies, and you cannot repeatedly gain EXP from the same enemy, there has to be a substantial difference in power)

"You do know Ninja who move without listening to commands can be charged for treason right?" I asked Geppo.

"Why the hell would you do that! You have no proof I did anything!" He shouted.

"Sigh, whatever. He is not for us to deal with Shikomu. Let's move back." Sasuke was surprisingly the one to stop saying anything.

Was emo-lord maturing?

Again, that was not for me to judge, so I brought Geppo back and reported the mission being completed and Geppo's dumb actions to Kakashi who nodded and said he would take care of it.

He then asked us to be on standby for guard duty.

While I was on duty I couldn't help wondering how I was able to one shot all the Chunin and the one Jounin there.

This essentially proved my hypothesis to me.

The average player didn't even train in Jutsu, and even if they did they didn't even master them to the point of being able to use them without hand signs.

My fight against the hundred ended in 1 minute, and I kept every single one of them occupied with the Shuriken Jutsu, however they weren't even able to throw 1 Jutsu at me.

It was clear as day, the further we progressed, the larger the difference.

Unlike normal Ninja whose chakra basically grew due to genetics, ours was boosted by EXP. While Ninja trained in Jutsu to become stronger, we never needed to pause and train jutsu.

Well, I say we, but I was not the average player.

At this rate, even if a player Elite-Jounin began to show up, I didn't have to be scared as long as I was able to use my Wood Style Jutsu properly.

I also made a fair bit of EXP from this mission.

100 Chunins gave me 500 EXP, and 1 Jonin gave me 10 EXP.

In total so far during the war I had already gained 560 EXP.

…

(Time Skip)

And soon like this a couple of weeks had passed on.

It has been about a month since the war began and I never got such a big haul again.

I did face plenty of Genins and a handful of Chunin, but I never again encountered any Jonin or higher ranks.

In total, the war itself had gained me 800 EXP.

In the beginning, I was sent out multiple times a day, however as the times passed, and more and more shinobi from the Hidden Leaf arrived I was left alone.

Eventually, I was only sent out for important missions which gave me a lot more time to focus on my training.

Sure I didn't have the buffs, but I focussed on the massive number of Elemental Jutsu I had to focus on right now.

Whenever I was left alone, I made sure to train with my Wood Style Jutsus, since these would eventually become my biggest arsenal of Jutsu.

I was getting rapidly stronger.

I even had my own nickname forming in the battlefields, since whenever I went for fights massive groups of Shinobi died.

I was being called 'The Riptide.'

A fitting name I guess.

Today was an extremely important day for all the shinobi in the Hidden Leaf.

The armies of both sides had arrived, and the small battles that had been happening until now were about to end.

It was time for the truly strong shinobi to begin their fights against each other.

However that wasn't the only reason this day was so important for the Hidden Leaf.

It was because the true main commander of the battlefield, Jiraya the Toad Sage had arrived with the Princess of Konoha.

The granddaughter of the Strongest Shinobi.

And the best healer to exist in the world as of this second.

Lady Tsunade has decided to join the Hidden Leaf in its war, raising the morale of all troops to the maximum.

According to the rumors, Naruto Uzumaki was able to convince Lady Tsunade and bring her back to help the village.

Right now I was far from the camp, trying to focus on my Wood Manipulation. I was already able to upgrade my Earth Element manipulation, and now was trying to focus more on my Hashirama aspect.

After all, I had focused more than enough on the Tobirama part.

However, it seemed like my luck was short-lived. Without knowing the basics, it was extremely difficult to progress.

It was the equivalent of doing college level mathematics with primary level skills. You might get 1 or lines, but everything else would be blurry. Even if you have memorised the answer.

"There you are!" Naruto called out to me as he walked towards me.

But as he was about to step foot onto the terrain, before I could warn him, a hand pulled him back.

"Naruto, be careful where you are walking." The man who held Naruto's hand looked over in my direction and analyzed the terrain.

He was a tall well built man that had long white hair which was long enough to reach his legs.

He had 2 red lines of paint on his face and some slight wrinkles as well.

"This is certainly interesting." He said with complete interest as he squatted down a little.

"Why did yo-"

"Naruto, what do you see here?" The man asked.

At first, I was planning on going there and joining them but seeing as the man was instructing Naruto, I decided to let him finish giving his advice.

"Hmm? There isn't anything here."

"Are you sure?" The man questioned. 

"What are you on about Pervy Sage?"

The man lightly tapped the ground, and with that single motion, a massive crater formed beneath his feet.

He watched in awe as the earth seemed to shift and rearrange itself, torrents of water and stone rushing in to fill the space, seamlessly blending together.

"This appears to be a fusion of advanced Earth and Water manipulation… A technique that could very well be a Forbidden Rank jutsu—one that reshapes the terrain itself," the man observed.

Naruto walked back a little in shock, as the man himself stood up as he smiled towards me.

"Hello to you too, Naruto." I told him as I jumped off from my vantage spot and landed right beside them.

"Shikomu, how did you do this?" Naruto asked in confusion.

I looked back and stopped channeling the chakra I was channeling through my body.

At my level of Chakra manipulation, I was trying to make a high ranking skill, something akin to a killer move, but it wasn't easy.

I knew I had the knowledge, but coming up with a Forbidden Rank ninjutsu would probably take a while longer.

"I have had some practice."

"Some practice is an understatement." The white haired man said complimenting me.

"And you must be Lord Jiraya." I said as I bowed a little.

"Shikomu don't bow to the Pervy-Sage. It is weird to see." Naruto said while waving his hand back and forth.

"Who is your sensei Kid?" Pervy-Sage, I mean, Jiraya asked me.

"Naido-sensei." 

"Well damn, it seems you managed to convince that stingy brat to teach you some of his Jutsu" He commented with a sigh.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, usually he never likes teaching Jutsu to other people. He strongly feels that his main techniques will be given up if he teaches people too many Jutsu." Jiraya commented.

"How do you know so much about Naido-sensei, Lord Jiraya?"

He deadpanned at me and then sighed.

"He didn't even mention me huh. Well it isn't a secret. He was once my disciple."

What?!

[Status Panel of Player Mathew

Name: Shikomu Senju 

Titles: 

Konoha Shinobi, (Training speed in Konoha increases by 100%)

Prince of Konoha, (All NPCs tend to favour you)

Inheritor of Nature, (Your Physique and Chakra require half the EXP to progress. You also have no 'limit.')

Green Beasts Apprentice, (Training in Taijutsu and Physical training increases by 100%. Stackable)

Ninja Rank: Genin

(Access to Genin level missions) 

Physical Stat: Peak- Chunin (150/150)

Chakra Amount: Peak-Chunin (150/150)

Chakra Control: Proficient 

Elemental Chakra Control:

Water- Proficient 

Earth- Advanced

Ninjutsu:

D- Academy 3 (Mastered), ***Body Flicker Jutsu (200/200)***

C- (E)Muddy Capture (300/300), (E) Tunneling technique (300/300), (E) Stone Fang Jutsu (200/300), (E) Tremor Palm (200/300), (E) Subterranean Evasion (200/300), (E) Echo Sense (200/300), (Wa) Waterfall Basin Technique (300/300), (Wa)Piercing Torrent (300/300), (Wa) Water Needle Jutsu (200/300), (Wa) Mist Veil (200/300), (Wa) Water Rope Binding (200/300)

B- (W) Tidal Guillotine (300/500), (Wa) Grasp of the Drowning Sea (200/500). (Wa) Jellyfish Bind (500/500), (Wa) Drilling Hydra Strike (200/500), (Wa) Exploding Bubble Barrage (200/500), (Wa) Rising Water Wall (200/500), (Wa) Water Clone (200/500), (E) Earth Clone (200/500), (E) Stone Avalanche Formation (200/500), (E) Earth Maw Entrapment (200/500), (E) Adamant Pillar Formation (200/500)

A- Shadow Clone Jutsu (700/1000), (Wa) Maelstrom Coffin (200/1000), (Wa) Flashfood Surge (200/1000), (E) Iron Bastion (200/1000), (E) Mountains Embrace (200/1000),(Wo) Thorned Vortex Cannon (150/1000), (Wo) Camouflage Canopy Cloak (150/1000)

Genjutsu: 

D-Imaginary Illusion Jutsu (100/100)

Taijutsu: 

Forbidden- 8 Inner Gates (4000/7000)

A- Strong Fist (700/1000)

B- Maito Guy Special Taijutsu (500/500)

C-Konoha Taijutsu (300/300)

EXP: 1200]

Mc used 400 Exp on the 8 Gates to bring it up to the 4th rank (600 through training). From now on 8 Gates will progress slowly.

His chakra control is up to proficient. To remind all of you, the chakra control ranks go, Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced, Proficient and and then Master rank, but I am now adding the 'Perfect,' rank. Perfect can only be achieved if you have mastered all Chakra transformations and gain, as it says, perfect control of your own chakra. Don't worry, it is super rare to have this level.

Also keep in mind every time the Chakra amount increases inside of a player, their chakra control drops drastically, so while mc is on his way to the proficient rank, the control might/will drop in the future.

Same does not apply for Elemental Chakra control though, those are basically permanent.

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Authors note:

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