Chapter 26: Raising Pet Medusa, You Need to Suck It Yourself
Ice Emperor Hai Bo Dong was a genuine battle type Dou Huang. His combat power was not at all inferior to Jia Xing Tian, having been a seven star Dou Huang previously and likely having advanced to eight or nine stars over the years. Otherwise, he wouldn't have managed to retreat unscathed from a recent battle with Medusa. His attribute was of cold ice, and if they could find him and gather a few more Dou Huangs, perhaps they could defeat this so called Guardian Elder of the Snake People.
This was the Jia Ma Empire's only chance and their last hope. Everyone was pinning their hopes on finding Hai Bo Dong. If they could locate him, the Snake People would no longer pose a threat.
Yun Yun, the sect master of the Yun Lan Sect, also thought this way. Little did they know, their hope, Hai Bo Dong, was currently mining under the Snake People's territory, exerting extra effort because he was the only one mining there if he didn't work hard, he'd be whipped.
And poor Hai Bo Dong, far from being an eight or nine star Dou Huang, was now just a miserable Great Dou Shi, far more wretched than one could imagine. He had no one to share his suffering with, no tears to shed, for fear of losing face.
... The Jia Ma Empire's powerful ones returned home in low spirits, having greatly underestimated the real strength of the Snake People. They all fixed their eyes on Gu He, the Alchemist King who had instigated the battle. If Gu He weren't an alchemist, he would undoubtedly have been skinned alive by now.
Gu He was in a tough spot, having not only failed to obtain the celestial fire but also bearing the blame from the others. Even Yun Yun's gaze dripped with disdain, clearly a case of losing both the lady and the fire.
Moreover, he had antagonized two super powerful beings of the Snake People. He could only imagine that if Medusa awoke, her first act would be to annihilate him. He was terrified and was considering whether to flee the Jia Ma Empire or perhaps seek refuge with the Yun Lan Sect for a sense of security.
... Wu Tian sat in the grand hall of the Snake People, overlooking his subjects, and announced, "All level three defensive measures of the royal city are now lifted. From today, the Snake People will expand outward to all cities within the desert. The three elders, your assistance will be needed going forward!"
"Yes, Guardian Spirit Sir!" the three elders bowed slightly and accepted the command.
They were finally seeing the rise of the Snake People, and what could be better than assisting in conquering cities? It was just some hard work for them.
"Hua She Er, you are in charge of cleaning the battlefield, tallying casualties, and repairing the walls. Everyone else, march and conquer. Remember, avoid fighting if possible; our motto is world peace! However, anyone who resists must be killed without mercy. Remember not to disturb the cities outside the desert perimeter."
"Yes, Guardian Spirit Sir!"
With Wu Tian's command, the Snake People began their massive mobilization, and the mercenaries and city lords of the desert cities quickly fled upon hearing the news. How could they resist the three Dou Huangs of the Snake People?
So called fortitude and faith mean nothing in the face of power because sufficient strength can annihilate you; not running would be foolish.
As all the commanding officers and elders left, Wu Tian awkwardly turned to Hua She Er, "Could you find me some human clothes, Hua She Er? Remember, I need men's clothing!"
Hua She Er, slightly amused, realized the mighty Guardian Spirit Sir also had a fear of women's clothing! It seemed the Queen had left him with some psychological scars.
But, to her, the Guardian Spirit Sir looked pretty in women's clothing; why would he want men's clothing? Especially those with a crotch don't they chafe when walking? Well, I don't have a crotch, so I wouldn't know!
Soon, Hua She Er brought a set of men's clothing, but frankly informed him, "Guardian Spirit Sir, these were taken off a dead man, but they have been washed."
Wu Tian, feeling rather helpless, waved them off. How could he, the Guardian Spirit Sir, wear dead men's clothes? He could just wait a couple of days for fresh clothes from the desert cities.
"Hua She Er, I will be in seclusion for two days. Take care of things in the royal city for now. If anything major happens, come and inform me," Wu Tian instructed before heading into Medusa's palace.
It was unavoidable; who wanted to wear dead men's clothes? Uh... you say that's not the most important thing?
Alright!
I am legitimately Medusa's man. What's wrong with entering her palace? Moreover, Medusa is with me! It's completely reasonable, well justified, and proper.
Medusa's palace was simple, just a bed and a slightly translucent screen, filled with Medusa's enticing scent.
Wu Tian sat comfortably on her bed, their shared bed where they would sleep together in the future.
He unconsciously smiled, thinking it was time to rest with his wife Medusa for a while. Ah, this little colorful serpent is quite playful!
Why so naughty? Not staying properly on my arm and now sneaking into my arms. Comfortable?
Isn't it supposed to be me who likes your embrace? Why do you like mine now? Could it be comfortable for her too?
Feeling the warmth in his arms, Wu Tian sighed. No matter how well prepared, Medusa had still turned into a little serpent. It seemed it was time to start raising pet Medusa.
In the original story, Queen Medusa slowly awakened by absorbing fire energy. Now, as a being of celestial fire, all Wu Tian had to do was channel fire energy to the colorful devouring python, and Medusa would likely awaken.
Thus, Wu Tian gently placed the devouring python on the bed, softly stroking her small head, "Medusa, I've given you a new name, Cai Lin, sounds nice, right? Be good, now, open wide... Ah, your mouth is too small, open wider... I won't hiss this time you need to suck it yourself! Okay, you don't remember, but you still need to suck!"
(End chapter