Yuki slumped into his gaming chair, fingers tapping away at the keyboard. An easygoing smile on his face. Unlike others, who were practically studying or getting ready to do the UA entrance exam for tomorrow, Yuki decided to spend his last day of freedom to play a game.
Yuki looked at the mini program, that has the figure of a bunny avatar hopping up and down in the grass. He grinned, clicking into 'Avatar Online'.
No, this wasn't about any air benders, or about blue cat-like people running about in nature, basically, it was this world's equivalent to Roblox, a virtual universe that let's you create, share experiences with friends, and be anything you can imagine!
Yuki was also curious, wondering if his friend, 'PurplePlucker69', is online?
He quickly signed into his username, 'CurseVoice25', and entered the game with his avatar. His avatar was an average wizard looking guy with silver hair, beard, a large robe adorned, and a ridiculously oversized scarf around his neck.
Unlike others who chose random house objects, people, celebrities, specific heroes, he prefers to go all fantasy.
And with adjusting his headset and microphone, the game started loading!
...o0o...
Spawning into the entrance, Cursevoice25, in his fantasy old man getup, walked out of the pad, but that was when his head snapped to the side.
Upon seeing a familiar purple mushroom avatar with nerdy glasses talking to a goth girl.
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Yuki squinted, "PurplePlucker69?"
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In game, once CurseVoice25 got near, the microphone sharing mechanic turned on, allowing him to hear on their conversation.
And what he heard, made Yuki's heart drop.
...o0o...
PurplePlucker69's avatar stood in front of Gotherella with a cheesy grin under his nerdy glasses.
"Heh. Hey there, pretty lady. You come here often?" PurplePlucker69 did an awkward shuffle dance, trying to impress the lady in front of him.
"Yup, I play here everyday! And also, about what you said...." Gotherella started off, her avatar facing PurplePlucker69. She did an emote which had her avatar put her hands behind her back, shyly twisting and kicking the ground.
"How much do you like me?" Gotherella asked.
PurplePlucker69 knelt on his knees and then said. "I love you than all the stars in the universe. I mean, just yesterday, I busted to myself thinking about you..."
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Yuki's jaw dropped, "Yo!" he leaned his face closer to the monitor.
He knew PurplePlucker69 was perverted, but he never expected to see such a thing just when he logged in!
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The next second, PurplePlucker69 looked kind of proud of himself, "I used a sock with your face printed onto it!"
Gotherella was silent, staring at him.
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"Grh!" Yuki grabbed his chest.
He pointed a shaking finger at the screen, he opened his mouth, and yet, he could not utter a single word as the twisted boy started talking again!
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PurplePlucker69 did a bouncing emote. "I moaned your name as I thought of your lovely black midnight colored hair. It was beautiful, so beautiful that I had to do a three-peat on that sock..."
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Yuki's jaw dropped lower than it could already go.
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PurplePlucker69 paused, taking out a mini camera and faced it towards Gotherella.
*Click*
PurplePlucker69 took a glance at the camera as a long tongue escaped from his avatar's mouth, licking into the air vigorously.
PurplePlucker69: "I like you so much..." then, the sound of a zipper lowering, was heard through the microphone's setting.
"That I'm willing to bust it to you now~!" His voice was rather aggressive, with a perverted sigh.
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Yuki was horrified, he grabbed his hair. Hip lips shaking with a pained face, "Why.... WHY?!"
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In CurseVoice25's view, Gotherella was just standing there like a robot, her avatar's smile blankly directed at the purple mushroom in front of her.
What made CurseVoice25 even more shocked was that PurplePlucker69 took the silence as encouragement, so he started blasting!
PurplePlucker69: "Your hair is lovely, your breasts are lovely, even your name is lovely, I'm sure your feet is just a lovely...."
PurplePlucker69: "I like you so much, I'm willing to meet you in real life..."
PurplePlucker69: "Come to my place, baby-boo, and I'll SHOW you why they call me the nutmaster alongside PurplePlucker69~"
PurplePlucker69 then took a step forward, as his hand reached out, combing through Gotherella's hair.
PurplePlucker69: "So how about it? You want to visit my place? You don't need to fear anything. Why?"
His avatar leaned forward, his nerdy glasses staring directly into her black eyes.
PurplePlucker69: "Because I am here~"
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Yuki was shaking a fist at his screen! "Tcha, what.... what? All Might's..."
He was having an existential crisis inside.
He was really freaking out!
"Somebody..." Yuki looked around himself with a scrunched up face, "Stop this man, please stop him! The Navy, the Police, the Army, Heroes, Security, come restrain him~!"
He slammed his hands against his keyboard with despair.
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After all that, PurplePlucker69 was grinning. "So, what do you say? Let me be your hero!"
Gotherella finally reacted.
"... NOOOOOO!" Her avatar ran as far as possible, and as she ran past other avatars, they looked at each other with confusion, wondering why the girl was screaming like a maniac.
PurplePlucker69: "..."
CurseVoice25 made his appearance. "You're by far, the biggest loser I know..."
"!!!" PurplePlucker69 turned around, and said in an excited voice. "CurseVoice25! You showed up!"
But then he pouted. "Did you see that? I ALMOST HAD HER!"
CurseVoice25 played sad clown music.
PurplePlucker69: "Shut up! And besides, like you can do any better!"
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Yuki narrowed his eyes, "Was that a challenge!"
"Alright. Alright. I'll show you!"
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PurplePlucker69: "Oh. There's a girl."
Going into another area that looks like a cafe shop, PurplePlucker69 spotted a female avatar with a frilly dress and cat ears, talking with her friends.
"Heh." CurseVoice25 sneered, "Watch the master little bro~"
PurplePlucker69 scoffed, but stepped aside as he watched the old wizard wander off to the group.
"Excuse me, ma'am." CurseVoice25 said with a deep voice. "I was wonderi-"
"Oh, hey~ I'm actually 14 years old." Cattyscratch said as her friends looked at the oddball that approached them.
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Yuki, still having that confident grin on, but instantly reacted, as he moves his mouse and pressed the directional buttons on his keyboard.
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"Have a nice day..." CurseVoice25 swiftly turned and started walking away.
Cattyscratch and her friends stared, before...
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
And it was not only them laughing, as PurplePlucker69's laughter soon entered his ears.
PurplePlucker69: "Hahahahaha!"
CurseVoice25 turned to him with embarrassment in his voice. "S-Shut up. You know why I left!"
PurplePlucker69: "Hahahahaha!"
CurseVoice25 got up into PurplePlucker69's face. "I'm warning you! Stop laughing at me!"
PurplePlucker69 : "Hahahahahaha!"
"Aight, you asked for this!"
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Yuki opened his mouth. "{Shit yourself!}."
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On the other side of the screen, controlling the purple mushroom avatar was a short teenage boy with dark purple, ball-shaped hair.
He suddenly paused in his laughter as his butt literally combusted on the spot!
"You bastard!" the boy yelled out.
Then, the door to his room opened, revealing a little girl with short brown hair.
The little girl blinked at her big brother, before screaming out the door. "Mommy! Mineta isn't playing with his thingy, but... I think he poopooed!"
"Get out of my room!" Mineta screamed, then turned his head back to the monitor, as laughter ranged out from his headphones.
Mineta's lips twitched. What a broken quirk his friend got.
That bastard! He'll make him pay once he finds him at UA!
Just then, a plump woman looked into the room with a bizarre expression. Her nose scrunched up at the smell in the air.
"You... did you actually poo your pants?"
"..." Mineta's face darkened as the laughter in his headset became louder.
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Yuki laughed like an idiot, laughing so hard that his face turned red.
Gotta love the ability of Cursed Speech. It's the ultimate ability to have when somebody is trash talking against you online!
But he does wonder, just who is PurplePlucker69? He does sound familiar...
Aah, anyway, the loser is also attending UA right? He'll probably see him there soon in the future...
++Chapter End++ *Gaming before the big day? Definitely a gamer move!*