MONSTER TAMING

"Time for my first fight, hope i don't die too soon", i suddenly get sneak attacked, i roll out of the way but i sustain a little cut on my back, "Little shit face, imma kill you".

 I'm about to attack but i realize i don't have a weapon, " aww fuck", i start trying to dodge the goblin attacks, "i can't dodge this bastard forever, i gotta disarm him and kill him", I see the goblin make a face of anger and i look surprised realizing he might have heard everything i've being saying and i get proven right when it starts keeping it's weapon closer to make sure i don't steal it, it keeps attacking me, " why the fuck did they make this game so hard".

 The goblin keeps attacking me, but i keep weaving his attacks until i realize, "what's the point of putting shit in strength if i'm not gon use it", i instantly rush at the goblin which he didnt seem to expect, "die lil fucker", i hit him in the head knocking him out, i i hear a "DING" and it show me my status showing that im now level 3, but something that makes me confused is the thing that shows my Job as unknown.

 I try to click on it but I hear a loud warning "USER IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO USE IT TO ITS FULL POTENTIAL".

 "Hmm i don't know what this is, but i know imma have to go on a grind rampage to unlock this", i smile but knowing i'm stuck here makes me a bit mad, but i move my mind away from it and start looking for more enemies to kill but before that, i put the rest of my stats into strength and agility, i start looking around but i suddenly hear a ding from the system and it shows a gift at the button "YOU HAVE GOTTEN A NEW SKILL".

 I look at it and i realize the name of the skill is called monster taming, "Fuck yes, imma finnally be able to catch em all, if i do say so myself", i laugh at my own joke realizing im bored i go out looking for monsters to tame.

 I start looking around but i suddenly hear a "bark bark", i look around to see a goblin trying to attack a black dog, before the goblin gets a chance to hit it with its bat, i sneak attack it and it goes down right next to the dog, before i know i see the dog chomping on the dog.

 I walk up to it closely, i hear myself level up but i ignore it and continue approaching the dog, it looks at me like it's bout to attack me, " Hi buddy, how you doing", i say slowly approaching it, after a while it understands i mean no harm and let's me pet it and i realize i could try to tame it and i use a skill and i then hear a ding "SUCCESS".

 " woof woof'', "fuck yes, i got my own online pet", it shows me my pet status and i see its able to evolve into a fenrir.

 ' I hit it big this time, let's continue adventuring uhh, lemme think of a name", i mutter to myself, after a while of thinking, i decide to name my new pet " FENRIS" i shout out and i wonder if i scared my neighbor, after i name him, i delete the tab that i used to search up another name for fenrir.

 I look at my status to see there's some right at the button corner showing an image of Fenris and his skills and weakness and I see that his confidence is a big problem.

I continue looking for monsters so me and Fenris to level u, as we search a find a couple of goblins around but i see specific one with a sword, so i call them out " hey little fuckers, ready to fight'.

 They instantly turn their heads to me with a look of disdain in their face, they start rushing in to attack me but Fenris jumps and tackles one to the ground, they look surprised and i use that chance to sneak attack the one with sword and kill it, i pick up its sword as i hear a ding " i got my own weapon now, time to slay some goblins, as i'm about to go on a spree to wipe the goblin gang out i see them kneeling down as if they surrendered.

 I then realized I could gather my own army for myself " oh yeah this is my kind of style", i tame all the goblins to make them my own personal army of fodders.

 I hear a ding "MONSTER TAMING SKILL HAS LEVELED UP, YOU HAVE LEVELED UP TO 6", "oh bet this means i can tame stronger creatures if i find any".

 I walk up to Fenris and I see an option to pet him which I do immediately " who's a good dog? you are, you are!", "woof woof', I hear him shout out like he's happy.

 I walk up to the dead goblin before picking up the resources it had on its body " hmm pretty stuff, but at least i got armor now even if its trash, i'll take it".

 I sigh after an exhausting day and then continue on my way in exploring hoping to find something.

 I start my search walking through a dark path with Fenris and my fodder goblins, i look at them again to see their stats, "pretty basic stuff", but i suddenly pan my eyes to an evolve button on their status and a click and i hear a ding " what are they gonna become!"," USER IS TOO WEAK AND DOESN'T HAVE THE RESOURCES TO UPGRADE AND CANNOT GET THEM RIGHT NOW THANKS TO HIM BEING TRASH". 

 I feel insulted realizing i just got called trash by an system with no personal feelings, but with the last piece of dignity i have left, i manage to say these words " Fuck off system, you don't gotta call me trash".

 I hear a ding and realized I got kicked out, as I was about to join back in. I realized it's night time so I go to bed with every single piece of dignity lost. " Good Night", I say to myself.