Boss Fight

I woke up in the morning feeling energized and ready for a new day. After the exhausting events of yesterday, i get up to go have my shower and eat my plain breakfast of bread and tea. " time to get on", I say with excitement.

 I instantly log into my account to grind "let's do this, I mutter to myself but as i spawn in i receive a call from my little sister, i ignore it for a while but she keeps calling so i answer.

 "Yo sis, how are you doing this fine day", i say to her but when i look at her expression, something feels wrong.

 " My boyfriend broke up with me", she then suddenly starts crying and telling me that " The reason he broke up with me was because one of his online buddies told him that he doesn't need a girlfriend", she then scoffs while saying it.

 I feel bad for her and I say the one piece of advice I can give, " yo sis, don't let that hold you down, you'll probably find a better man with how charming you are and if you don't, you'll always be my perfect sister.

 She looks at me with happiness in her eyes, " Thanks big bro, "Thanks I really needed this, you're the best big bro ever".

 I smile happy she feels that way about me and i keep chatting with her about stuff until it's afternoon and she's got to go out with her friends.

 " bye sis", I say and she responds back with a wave before cutting the call.

 i walk over to my gaming setup and get into my account, i log in to see Fenris sleeping beside me, i realize that in game time might be same as in real life time, but i ignore all of that and i give Fenris a couple of head pats before walking over to my goblin army of a few soldiers right now.

 "hmm, i need more soldiers and i need them to be stronger but how the fuck am i supposed to help them level up and after a bit of searching online i go to their web page, but for some reason i couldn't find anything related to my problem.

 "Hmm, why isn't there anything related to my problem or am i just an absolutely blind motherfucker", i keep scrolling through the webpage to check for anything even a little bit related and the only thing i find was from another fucking game.

 I look at their status to see if there's anyway for me to and i realize that i'm stupid, "i'm so fucking stupid, all i needed to do was kill some monsters to level them up with me".

 I instantly go on a killing spree, wiping out weak goblins and leveling me and my monsters up, also not forgetting to add stat points to myself, i notice something strange, Fenris seems to be growing stronger too and i realize the stronger i am, the stronger he can get.

 After a while i see my stamina running low and i realize i gotta end of my killing spree and rest for a bit, i look at my goblin army stats to see that they are getting closer to evolving faster than i thought and as i's pondering some stuff, i suddenly hear a DING "what's the system gonna give me this time"

 " PLAYER AVERAGETEADRINKER HAS REACHED LEVEL TEN AND SHALL RECEIVE A SKILL".

 It then shows three options for me to choose, first one "ASSASSIN'S STEPS", "hmm this lets me go invisible for a while and sneak past or quickly eliminate enemies, oh fuck, THAT IS BROKEN", but i don't choose rashly and look at the other skills.

 I look at the second skill to see it to see it's called, shadow clone, i then read the description to see it has an ability that lets me make FUCKING SHADOW CLONES, "they might start calling me naruto with the way im bout to be using it.

 I then look at the last and final skill and realize it's a bit lackluster compared to the other two and it's called Devil's Intimidation which gives me the ability give of an aura to those weaker than me, it makes then give up on the fight and if i'm strong enough they could be unable to move by the sheer presence, but since i just wanna kill and level up right now, i decide to ignore it.

 I get a lil greedy and a thought sparks in my head "wait, what if i just fucking take it all and i decide to click it all to see if the system stops me, but something that makes me laugh is that it doesn't, " Hahaha, I can just fucking take it all without any repercussions, maybe i'm starting to enjoy this game".

 After i'm done, i start testing out the skills, i realize a fact about shadow clone, "Hmm, they all retain the same strength as me, that's op as fuck not gonna lie and i'm only level ten, cant wait to see how overpowered i will be once i hit level one hundred".

 I continue going on my spree after I'm done with my rest, gaining multiple levels, but it doesn't feel all that exciting anymore, realizing I need a challenge. I go into the deeper parts of the dungeon leaving Fenris behind so he doesn't get killed by some random boss on steroids.

 "Let's see what imma face in this dungeon", i say to myself as i continue walking until i see a door.

 I walk towards it but take a step back when I hear a loud roar from with, even my goblin soldiers look scared, but i recover with a bit of courage hoping not to die and have to restart the bloody fucking game.

 I open the door to see a huge green ogre with a mace in his hand, i instantly use assassin steps with my shadow clones so i can pull of a crazy sneak attack to at least have a chance of winning, a slim chance but still a chance.

 It doesn't notice me which make me happy but of course life never goes right and I accidentally step on a rock alerting it.

 I stay still hoping it doesn't notice me and after it turns its attention away, I sneak attack it with my sword cutting off a hand of his.

 He notices me and as i am bout to pull my sword back to fight him i realize i can't, "It's fucking stuck, i'm gonna get fucked so hard, wait pause, that shit sounded gay".

 After a while of trying to pull my sword while dodging the ogre's attacks, i get hit right in the back and the momentum adds just enough to send me flying while pulling out my sword and I'm ready to fight.

 "Let's fight motherfucker, even if you are stronger than me, i ain't gon lose today".