Episode 35: The Anti-Gravity Cocktail Stirrer

The bell above the door jingled as a new customer entered. This one was a bit different—wearing a sharp suit, sunglasses, and holding a briefcase that seemed a little too... precise for someone just looking for enchanted items. The air around them had that "serious business" vibe. They walked up to the counter with a purpose, placing the briefcase gently beside them.

Felix, who was already half-expecting something unusual, raised an eyebrow. "What can I do for you today?"

The customer adjusted their sunglasses and stared at Felix, as if sizing him up for a second. Then they spoke, voice low and professional. "I need a broomstick."

Felix nodded. "Alright, we have a few models, some for sweeping, some for... more leisurely flying."

The customer waved their hand, clearly not interested in the regular options. "No, no. I need a special broomstick. One that defies gravity. But here's the catch—" They paused for dramatic effect, opening the briefcase with a flourish. Inside was a tiny glass cocktail, complete with a tiny cocktail umbrella. "It must double as a cocktail stirrer."

Felix blinked, processing the request. "Wait, so… you want a broomstick that can float, but also stir your drinks? Like, is it for a party or something?"

The customer smiled, a smirk pulling at the corners of their lips. "Exactly. A party trick that's both functional and elegant."

Zira, who had been silently observing from the back, overheard the request and walked up, raising an eyebrow. "You're telling me you want a broom that flies, but also spins your drinks, and does it without knocking over anything delicate. Just how fancy are you planning on getting with this party?"

The customer leaned in, voice dripping with sincerity. "It's all about presentation, you see. If the broomstick can stir my cocktail mid-flight while gracefully floating around the room, it sends the message that I have arrived."

Felix and Zira exchanged a glance. This was definitely one of their more… creative requests.

"Okay, I think I get it," Felix said, trying to hold back a smile. "A flying, anti-gravity broom that stirs cocktails. But, uh, how exactly are we supposed to make it look… graceful?"

Zira snickered. "Yeah, no pressure. Just make sure it doesn't look like a broom with a cocktail attached to it, because that'll really kill the vibe."

The customer nodded seriously, clearly not appreciating the sarcasm. "I want it to be sleek. Elegant. And it should only activate when it's needed. No awkward jerky movements, just smooth sailing—or flying—when I need it most."

Felix rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "Alright, alright. I think we can manage that. But the anti-gravity bit might be tricky; we'll need to focus on balance and subtle magic. And for the cocktail stirring... we could work in some fine, swirling charm spells."

The customer's eyes gleamed with excitement. "That sounds promising. When can I expect it?"

Felix smiled. "Well, give us about an hour or so to get it ready. But fair warning—getting the broom to hover and stir simultaneously might make it… a little unpredictable."

Zira raised an eyebrow. "Just imagine the chaos when it starts trying to stir your drink while you're not looking."

The customer gave a small chuckle, clearly envisioning the possibilities. "That's the charm of it, isn't it? A little unpredictability makes the evening more… memorable."

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One Hour Later...

Felix and Zira had worked their magic, combining anti-gravity enchantments with precision cocktail-spinning charms. The broomstick hovered gracefully in front of the counter, elegant and sleek, with a gentle shimmer of magic surrounding it. A small, mechanical attachment was attached near the end of the broom—perfect for stirring drinks with a delicate twirl.

Felix handed the broomstick over to the customer. "Here you go. Just be careful with the stirring charm. It's powerful, but it might have a mind of its own at times."

The customer took the broom, inspecting it like it was a masterpiece. "Perfect. This will make my grand entrance unforgettable." They smiled with satisfaction, twirling the broom in their hand, as it floated effortlessly in the air.

"Just… don't expect it to work miracles at your party," Felix said with a grin. "It's not a magic wand, after all."

The customer waved it off, already picturing the spotlight as the broom floated in mid-air, elegantly stirring a cocktail. "Trust me, this is going to be the highlight of the evening. Thank you. I'll let you know if it makes me the talk of the town."

As the customer floated out of the shop with their newly enchanted broom, Felix and Zira exchanged a knowing look.

"Well, if nothing else, at least it'll be a charming entrance," Zira said with a smirk.

Felix chuckled. "Yeah, though I'm just waiting for them to stir their drink and accidentally turn it into a mini tornado."