While on a business trip, I received a message from my girlfriend.
"Honey, don't you think the white curtains in your bedroom need changing? They don't block light at all. Last time we almost got seen by others. I'll buy a set on my way back."
I was taken aback and instinctively recalled that the curtains in both my bedrooms were black, so there couldn't be any white curtains.
After replying with a question mark, she quickly retracted the message.
"Hehe, did I fool you, honey? When are you coming back? I miss you."
I initially thought it was just a minor incident and was preparing to go back to reprimand her for pulling such a stunt.
However, later that night, I came across a live stream by a scumbag streamer who was boasting about his recent "accomplishments."
In these "accomplishments," I noticed my girlfriend's username and avatar.