**Chapter 6: Ding! Merit Points +100!**  

When the TV turned off, the room plunged into darkness. 

The faint orange glow of streetlights seeped through the windows, casting eerie shadows. The female ghost seethed with rage. 

*How dare he?!* 

She'd been waiting all day for her favorite reality show segment—the part where the pretty-boy idols ripped name tags off each other's backs. Even Xu Yang never interrupted her TV time! 

Her blood-red dress billowed as her hair writhed like venomous snakes, lengthening unnaturally. The temperature plummeted, frost creeping across the walls. 

The masked intruder couldn't see her, but he sensed the malevolent energy. Pressing himself against the wall, he hissed, "What filthy spirit dares challenge me? Show yourself!" 

When no answer came, he spat blood onto a yellow talisman and chanted: 

"By the decree of Taiyi, Lord of Life—reveal the unclean!" 

The talisman ignited… only to be snuffed out by a swirl of crimson fabric. The ghost's dress lashed like a whip, hurling the man through the shattered window. He crashed onto the sidewalk below, coughing blood. 

"A *red-robed vengeful spirit*?!" he gasped, scrambling to flee. "Since when does Wu City harbor such demons?!" 

The ghost watched him flee, lips curling in disdain. 

*Red-robed vengeful spirit?* 

*How quaint.* 

With a flick of her wrist, the TV blinked back on. She curled up on the couch, giggles echoing as idols tumbled comically on-screen. 

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Meanwhile, at the KTV… 

"More wine!" Xu Yang slurred, sprawled across a velvet couch. 

Ma Long, barely coherent, slurred, "N-no more… you'll die…" He shoved a wad of cash at his cousin Zhang Li. "Get… get him home…" 

The two women half-dragged Xu Yang to his funeral shop. Fumbling for keys, Zhang Li's friend Yu Xiao froze mid-search. 

"Li-jie…" she whispered, eyes widening. "*It's huge.*" 

Zhang Li smirked. "Drunk as he is… why not have some fun?" 

They hauled him upstairs, hands roaming greedily over his toned physique—until a glacial wind choked the room. 

The women turned. 

What they saw wasn't the ghost, but a hallucination of hell itself: skeletal claws raking their flesh, infernal flames licking their skin. Shrieking, they fled into the night, leaving their purses behind. 

The ghost materialized, tilting her head at Xu Yang's exposed body. 

*So… this is a man?* 

Tentatively, she reached out— 

—and recoiled when Xu Yang suddenly rolled over, pinning her spectral form to the couch. 

"N-no!" The fearsome ghost-king who'd terrified exorcists moments ago now flailed like a panicked maiden. "Don't… don't undress me—!" 

She dissolved into mist, fleeing to the rooftop. 

Downstairs, Xu Yang mumbled in his sleep. A cheerful chime echoed in his mind: 

**Ding!** 

**[Female ghost thoroughly frightened. Merit Points +100.]**